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by skalpel
Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 89897
Views: 869541

Re: Pavel's eBar

<awe>
by skalpel
Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:01 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: DRY JANUARY 2017
Replies: 94
Views: 964

Re: DRY JANUARY 2017

Nah I was cracking up a bit though <laugh>. I'd lost somewhere between 5 and 7 stone over the course of that year (was about 11 years ago). I was going days without food and sleep at the time due to chronic insomnia and a loss of appetite. Ah misread and thought you meant you were that weight now! ...
by skalpel
Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: DRY JANUARY 2017
Replies: 94
Views: 964

Re: DRY JANUARY 2017

First time I ever calculated my BMI the result was "Contact your doctor". Turns out 7 and a half stone is a smidge thin for 6 foot 2 <worried>. Jesus, have you been living in a famine zone?! Nah I was cracking up a bit though <laugh>. I'd lost somewhere between 5 and 7 stone over the cour...
by skalpel
Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 89897
Views: 869541

Re: Pavel's eBar

Call it Avon Barksdale.
by skalpel
Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: DRY JANUARY 2017
Replies: 94
Views: 964

Re: DRY JANUARY 2017

First time I ever calculated my BMI the result was "Contact your doctor". Turns out 7 and a half stone is a smidge thin for 6 foot 2 <worried>.
by skalpel
Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:00 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Rotherham
Replies: 330
Views: 2113

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Rotherham

All right chill out a bit or the thread gets locked. I can't be arsed deleting any more posts.
by skalpel
Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:Sitting next to someone who has a stinking cold all day.


<erk> Get the sanding mask out. If anyone asks, say you're Chinese.
by skalpel
Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: DRY JANUARY 2017
Replies: 94
Views: 964

Re: DRY JANUARY 2017

<worried> I fluctuate 2 or 3 kilos up and down every few days without thinking about it, I'm usually anywhere between 65 and 70kg. I have irregular meals though, and sometimes eat pretty much nothing all day.
by skalpel
Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 4989
Views: 125542

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

"Just drink Fosters or Carling, bellends. Nee nonsense like."

Tea is awesome.
by skalpel
Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 4989
Views: 125542

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

biggeordiedave wrote:
skalpel wrote:Gyokuro is the only tea <awe>.


Trust you to pick some weird s****.


Weird expensive s*****.

Seriously though it's f***ing great.
by skalpel
Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Ramone wrote:
skalpel wrote:
"Were you or were you not in Amsterdam on the night of December 3rd 1988?"


Spoiler: show
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<laugh> <erk>
by skalpel
Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Eggheads <fist> it's like they are deliberately trying to see how far they can push it when it comes to being rigged, the other week they had a question about what language the word arigato came from, but Jeremy Vine took it upon himself to deliberately mispronounce the word as to make the the ques...
by skalpel
Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 4989
Views: 125542

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Gyokuro is the only tea <awe>.
by skalpel
Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: DRY JANUARY 2017
Replies: 94
Views: 964

Re: DRY JANUARY 2017

Micky Quim wrote:Oh well! God loves a trier. Lost half a stone though so Im still happy


You lost half a stone in two weeks just through not drinking <****>.
by skalpel
Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

<laugh> <awe> <laugh> Same here. There were loads of them in my old neighbourhood in Brussels, all bashed up to s*** as well because nobody understands the give way on the left rule, nor how to drive in a straight line. That only made them cooler. Wait. I was supposed to give way to the left? <laug...
by skalpel
Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/16/86/9e/16869e915f1529f17a15fdbb11f96d49.jpg <laugh> <awe> I've always wanted to own a 2CV for some inexplicable reason. <laugh> Same here. There were loads of them in my old neighbourhood in Brussels, all bashed up to s*** as well because nobody understan...
by skalpel
Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

I am so tempted to do just that <fist> Actually as they drive matching Fiat 500's (one grey with white roof and the other white with grey roof) i'm betting they still wear matching shell suits. cronuts! Just owning one Fiat 500 would be enough for me to hate them with a f***ing passion, nevermind t...
by skalpel
Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Books
Replies: 786
Views: 27820

Re: Books

Xe1 wrote:And my 'Technical Book' is - Learn to Code with HTML & CSS
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Commiserations, old bean.
by skalpel
Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Good post, I actually burst out laughing at the bit bold. <laugh> As crass as it was I've come to miss the days when the death of a celebrity was an immediate opportunity to make tasteless jokes about them. I didn't hear a single one about George Michael despite there being plenty of easy material ...
by skalpel
Fri Dec 30, 2016 5:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 14964
Views: 274225

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Tsi wrote:If Tim Healy <fist> and Denise Welch <fist> die next year i'd say it was a good year.


<laugh>

Your immortal hatred for Welch and Healy is maybe my favourite thing about this forum. f***ing hilarious.

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