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by skalpel
Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92759
Views: 4471765

Re: Pavel's eBar

Because the economic position of Brexit is pro a sort of new internationalism as opposed to globalism. Once this position is understood, about 90% of jokes made about the voters fall flat. The big question of Brexit imo isn't even about which option is best, but whether change was too massive a ris...
by skalpel
Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92759
Views: 4471765

Re: Pavel's eBar

Yeah. But we get our blue passports back. BLUE!!! Albeit they'll be printed by an Franco/Dutch firm.... but BLUE!!! I believe the Franco/Dutch firm's factory is in the UK And also most Brexiteers don't care where they are made. Because the economic position of Brexit is pro a sort of new internatio...
by skalpel
Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Books
Replies: 923
Views: 199060

Re: Books

80% of the way through The Book Thief. It's alright, some of its a bit meh but some bits really make you think. Quite enjoyed how the story has evolved tho. I didn't like it all that much tbh. It was sort of boring, I didn't care at all about the lodger (which given the circumstance should be unthi...
by skalpel
Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Books
Replies: 923
Views: 199060

Re: Books

biggeordiedave wrote:Sounds like the sort of s**** Skalpel would buy.
Nah, I like my 19th century books to be completely f***ing irrelevant today.
by skalpel
Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16828
Views: 1338564

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

People are complete s***. In general, I mean, not necessarily because of "dilly dilly" which is obviously f***ing horrible as well.
by skalpel
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:29 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 35
Views: 10585

Re: Jamie Carragher

Carragher is a f***ing idiot mind. There's absolutely no amount of football taunting that would get to me enough to spit at someone, least of all if I was a famous ex-footballer and television pundit (with quite a bit to lose potentially), multi-millionaire and driving my expensive car back to my m...
by skalpel
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:25 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Sunderland to close premier concourse next season lol
Replies: 71
Views: 20808

Re: Sunderland to close premier concourse next season lol

It's a rivalry (ie. a clash of competitors) not a blood feud. I don't like seeing this happen to Sunderland even if some corners of their support would like it to happen to us.
by skalpel
Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:32 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?
Replies: 258
Views: 76284

Re: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?

But again though that's not what he's said. :/ He joked that Beardsley's opinions would be a good recruiter at an EDL function. Jokes are jokes, obviously who cares, but I'm just a bit bored of seeing discussions online descend into hyperbole and it always begins with someone using it jokingly in o...
by skalpel
Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:01 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?
Replies: 258
Views: 76284

Re: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?

That's not really what he's done there though. He's through the gift of hyperbole showing where the club could send an ambassador involved in a high profile investigation involving racism. Precisely my point. I like a spot of celebrity iconoclasm as much as the next guy but dipping into hyperbole, ...
by skalpel
Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:38 am
Forum: Films & Television
Topic: Netflix Recommendations
Replies: 578
Views: 266013

Re: Netflix Recommendations

https://www.toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1307&p=110069#p110069 <whistle> Didnt see it <laugh> I stuck it here cuz it's on Netflix. <laugh> To be fair, that post is six years old. I just remember watching it around the time this site was founded and presumed I'd have ranted about it on here.
by skalpel
Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:36 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?
Replies: 258
Views: 76284

Re: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?

Brush it under the carpet and make him a f***ing ambassador? Ambassador for where? Send him to EDL functions and Trump rally’s to try and increase support? How does that look if we come to a tame conclusion and make him a face of our organisation? My god. No thanks. This. **** me. Also, as I've sai...
by skalpel
Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:37 pm
Forum: Films & Television
Topic: Netflix Recommendations
Replies: 578
Views: 266013

Re: Netflix Recommendations

Chappy wrote:Just watched a film called Shame. f***ing grim like. It's good. But grim.
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1307&p=110069#p110069 <whistle>
by skalpel
Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:12 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Mackems on the Market
Replies: 31
Views: 11534

Re: Mackems on the Market

I think it'd be a shame to see them tank tbh. I hope they make a comeback.
by skalpel
Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 5770
Views: 658292

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

So many guys I know who are with bisexual girls have turned down threesomes because it would make them "uncomfortable". And I'm just here with my straight as a ruler girlfriend like "wtf is wrong with you?" If you are deep in a relationship I can actually understand that though lol. To be honest If...
by skalpel
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:27 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Album Swap
Replies: 1580
Views: 275418

Re: Album Swap

William Onyeabor just died apparently <rose>. This is just like that time I bought a Brian Friel book for the first time and he died the next day.
by skalpel
Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92759
Views: 4471765

Re: Pavel's eBar

overseasTOON wrote:Handed in my notice yesterday afternoon. In front of the whole company during a meeting I was royally shafted.

Turns out there was a company reshuffle in terms of company structure and a director position was up for grabs and I wasn't even aware of it.
Good luck with your next move <ok>.
by skalpel
Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92759
Views: 4471765

Re: Pavel's eBar

Aldridge Prior wrote:You know how Peter Kay cancelled a tour a couple of months back?

I'm just gonna put it out there and say "unforseen family circumstances" may mean "done a Keith Vaz".

:bandit:
That could be one of about twenty eight things.
by skalpel
Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:58 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?
Replies: 258
Views: 76284

Re: Beardsley future Toon gaffer?

This old thread is interesting to read re Beardsley and the club's youth.

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6067&hilit=beardsley
by skalpel
Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:51 am
Forum: Music
Topic: Album Swap
Replies: 1580
Views: 275418

Re: Album Swap

William Onyeabor is pretty cool, very Fela. Let's Fall In Love is hilarious, sounds like the f***ing Prodigy's first album when it starts off <laugh>. And that groove on Fantastic Man... damn thing just refuses to f***ing quit <parrot>.
by skalpel
Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:37 am
Forum: Music
Topic: Album Swap
Replies: 1580
Views: 275418

Re: Album Swap

I'll go for the Gene Clark and the William Onyeabor! Started Clark's already now.

I'll offer you a few options as well, then. Either one of these classics: Portishead - Dummy or The Beta Band - The Three EPs.

(Edited post actually. Nobody can be arsed with that many options.)