The Message of Hate Thread

[MultipleJesuses]

Having to do modules in uni that have no connection to the course you signed up for. I'm studying straight criminology and have to do an essay on Melanesian cargo cults

LGBT crimes matter.

[beatski]

[skalpel]

Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .

[biggeordiedave]

Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .

[Chappy]

Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .

How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?

[skalpel]

Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .

How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?

Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.

[biggeordiedave]

How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?

Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.

Plenty of mileage in that guilt trip, so there's really only one winner here .

[skalpel]

Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.

Plenty of mileage in that guilt trip, so there's really only one winner here .

. I've already gotten out of doing every single thing that requires talking.

[bodacious benny]

One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood

They stitched it back on with cat gut.

[skalpel]

One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood

They stitched it back on with cat gut.

Jesus .

[Chappy]

How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?

Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.

Extra protein

[overseasTOON]

One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood

They stitched it back on with cat gut.

So you really could ask him, "Cats gut your tongue?"

[bodacious benny]

One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood

They stitched it back on with cat gut.

So you really could ask him, "Cats gut your tongue?"

[asbo]

How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?

Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.

Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.

[biggeordiedave]

Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.

Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.

This. Stuff might taste like s*** for a while, but I imagine you'd get used to it.

[asbo]

Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.

This. Stuff might taste like s*** for a while, but I imagine you'd get used to it.

I've never tasted s*** but that so many people chat it suggests it probably doesn't taste all that bad.

[skalpel]

Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.

Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.

Luckily that won't be happening because I also have high stomach acid ; it's like an industrial furnace in there. I basically s*** cinders. The tongue had no chance.

[biggeordiedave]

Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.

Luckily that won't be happening because I also have high stomach acid ; it's like an industrial furnace in there. I basically s*** cinders. The tongue had no chance.

Sounds like you need a couple of lansoprazoles!

[skalpel]

Luckily that won't be happening because I also have high stomach acid ; it's like an industrial furnace in there. I basically s*** cinders. The tongue had no chance.

Sounds like you need a couple of lansoprazoles!

I was on PPIs and some other random s*** for about a year in Prague after scorching my oesophagus . Turns out 8+ cups of coffee a day is an especially bad idea when you live in the land of £1 for a beer.

[biggeordiedave]

Sounds like you need a couple of lansoprazoles!

I was on PPIs and some other random s*** for about a year in Prague after scorching my oesophagus . Turns out 8+ cups of coffee a day is an especially bad idea when you live in the land of £1 for a beer.

That's why I couldn't live somewhere like that.