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Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .
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skalpel wrote:Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .
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How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?skalpel wrote:Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .
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Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.Chappy wrote:How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?skalpel wrote:Bit off and swallowed the front chunk of my tongue .
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Plenty of mileage in that guilt trip, so there's really only one winner here .skalpel wrote:Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.Chappy wrote:
How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?
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. I've already gotten out of doing every single thing that requires talking.biggeordiedave wrote:Plenty of mileage in that guilt trip, so there's really only one winner here .skalpel wrote:
Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.
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One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood
They stitched it back on with cat gut.
They stitched it back on with cat gut.
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Jesus .Bodacious Benny wrote:One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood
They stitched it back on with cat gut.
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Extra proteinskalpel wrote:Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.Chappy wrote:
How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?
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So you really could ask him, "Cats gut your tongue?"Bodacious Benny wrote:One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood
They stitched it back on with cat gut.
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overseasTOON wrote:So you really could ask him, "Cats gut your tongue?"Bodacious Benny wrote:One of my friends back at primary school once accidentally bit off about 1/4 of his tounge. Never seen so much blood
They stitched it back on with cat gut.
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.skalpel wrote:Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.Chappy wrote:
How big of a chunk? And how'd you manage that?
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This. Stuff might taste like s*** for a while, but I imagine you'd get used to it.asbo wrote:Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.skalpel wrote:
Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.
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I've never tasted s*** but that so many people chat it suggests it probably doesn't taste all that bad.biggeordiedave wrote:This. Stuff might taste like s*** for a while, but I imagine you'd get used to it.asbo wrote:
Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.
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Luckily that won't be happening because I also have high stomach acid ; it's like an industrial furnace in there. I basically s*** cinders. The tongue had no chance.asbo wrote:Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.skalpel wrote:
Not massive, about pea-sized but its the very front tip. My wife accidentally elbowed me in the face . Something flew to the back of my mouth and I reflex-swallowed then realised there was loads of blood falling out. It's still swollen outwards at the minute but its unmistakably gouged.
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Sounds like you need a couple of lansoprazoles!skalpel wrote:Luckily that won't be happening because I also have high stomach acid ; it's like an industrial furnace in there. I basically s*** cinders. The tongue had no chance.asbo wrote:
Next time you s*** do it in a bag of ice and take it to the hospital, they should be able to reattach it.
Kindly deeds done for free!
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I was on PPIs and some other random s*** for about a year in Prague after scorching my oesophagus . Turns out 8+ cups of coffee a day is an especially bad idea when you live in the land of £1 for a beer.biggeordiedave wrote:Sounds like you need a couple of lansoprazoles!skalpel wrote:
Luckily that won't be happening because I also have high stomach acid ; it's like an industrial furnace in there. I basically s*** cinders. The tongue had no chance.
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That's why I couldn't live somewhere like that.skalpel wrote:I was on PPIs and some other random s*** for about a year in Prague after scorching my oesophagus . Turns out 8+ cups of coffee a day is an especially bad idea when you live in the land of £1 for a beer.biggeordiedave wrote:
Sounds like you need a couple of lansoprazoles!
Kindly deeds done for free!