The "don't judge" thread

Toondes · Post by **Toondes** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:37 pm

I've come up with an idea of a thread where we can post our guilty pleasures , secrets and "other " things that we would normally be too scared to share.

Remember, you won't (probably will) be judged so don't hold back.

I'll start

I sometimes pinch items from the DIY scanners in supermarkets

I watch porn everyday

I piss in the shower

Wedge Head Tiote · Post by **Wedge Head Tiote** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:46 pm

2 out of 3 of those are things you shouldn't be embarrassed about.

Cheik the room · Post by **Cheik the room** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:25 pm

How the f*** can you watch porn everyday

My guiltiest pleasure is probably that I sometimes put a pair of headphones on and listen to really bad r n b or even pop music, and dance around my room imagining I've just won the FA Cup for Newcastle.

Post by **biggeordiedave** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:38 pm

I f***ing love Hall and Oates. 'You Make My Dreams' came on in the car this morning and it was f***ing great

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dls · Post by **dls** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:44 pm

I was really hoping nobody would reply to this thread and Toondes' shame would just be left dangling there for all to see

Toondes · Post by **Toondes** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:58 pm

dls wrote:I was really hoping nobody would reply to this thread and Toondes' shame would just be left dangling there for all to see

I have loads more, I was just testing the water!

Ps "you make my dreams come true" is a class song.

DDuc · Post by **DDuc** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:12 pm

All Star, Smash Mouth

A Pardew In A Pear Tree · Post by **A Pardew In A Pear Tree** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:16 pm

Ramone · Post by **Ramone** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:18 pm

I commentate on my games on FIFA in my head <neg>

A Pardew In A Pear Tree · Post by **A Pardew In A Pear Tree** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:18 pm

Ramone wrote:I commentate on my games on FIFA in my head

Doesn't everyone...

DDuc · Post by **DDuc** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:41 pm

A Pardew In A Pear Tree wrote:

This whilst slowly caressing your wet body in the shower

overseasTOON · Post by **overseasTOON** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:09 pm

I liked Rebecca Black and Friday.

Post by **Amnesiac** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:52 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:

I f***ing love Hall and Oates. 'You Make My Dreams' came on in the car this morning and it was f***ing great .

Is that such a bad thing? Hall and Oates have made some great songs

Wedge Head Tiote · Post by **Wedge Head Tiote** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:14 pm

Amnesiac wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:

I f***ing love Hall and Oates. 'You Make My Dreams' came on in the car this morning and it was f***ing great .
Is that such a bad thing? Hall and Oates have made some great songs

Exactly, nothing wrong with a bit of Hall and Oates

asbo · Post by **asbo** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:53 am

dls wrote:I was really hoping nobody would reply to this thread and Toondes' shame would just be left dangling there for all to see

biggeordiedave wrote:I f***ing love Hall and Oates. 'You Make My Dreams' came on in the car this morning and it was f***ing great .

I've never even heard of Hall and Oates. If you'd stopped at the underlined part I'd have assumed you were talking about a type of cereal from Holland and Barrett.

Micky Quim · Post by **Micky Quim** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:55 am

This could be entertaining

PTAO? · Post by **PTAO?** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:24 am

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:
dls wrote:I was really hoping nobody would reply to this thread and Toondes' shame would just be left dangling there for all to see

biggeordiedave wrote:I f***ing love Hall and Oates. 'You Make My Dreams' came on in the car this morning and it was f***ing great .
I've never even heard of Hall and Oates. If you'd stopped at the underlined part I'd have assumed you were talking about a type of cereal from Holland and Barrett.

I thought it was horse feed

bodacious benny · Post by **bodacious benny** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:40 pm

On the music front, I love a bit of Delta Goodrem.

Body function wise, I occasionally piss in the kitchen sink if I can't be bothered to go upstairs...I mean occasionally, like once or twice a year max

I rinse the sink afterwards tbf.

overseasTOON · Post by **overseasTOON** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:52 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:On the music front, I love a bit of Delta Goodrem.

Body function wise, I occasionally piss in the kitchen sink if I can't be bothered to go upstairs...I mean occasionally, like once or twice a year max I rinse the sink afterwards tbf.

I once pissed in a mates sink.

I woke up at his place bursting for the toilet and couldn't remember where it was so I stumbled into the kitchen and I had to go or I'd have pissed myself. Would have been better if I'd have removed the dirty dishes first but I didn't have time.

I fell asleep again and then woke up a few hours later and rushed out the door to make it to work.

His girlfriend never mentioned the stink of piss when she washed up later so I was OK.

Toondes · Post by **Toondes** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:06 pm

When I was in the Army a lad I knew really pissed me off so i jizzed in his Robinsons squash.
He used it for the next 3 weeks.

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