At the match have you ever wondered?

[Holystone...]

1. What the fourth official does other than get a ear bashing from Pardew?
2. How many back room staff we seem to have on those comfy warm seats in winter?
3. Why the same f***ers moan at EVERYTHING every game.
4. Why the toilets were designed by someone who clearly has never been to a match.
5. Why we don't have a big screen ( half time scores /attendance/clock).
6. Why the seats were designed by someone shorter than 5'10".
7. Why Alan Smith used to get booked for every tackle and didn't learn by the error of his ways.
8. Why players are allowed to wear gloves/snoods/long johns/orange boots. WTF

Any others?


This thread might be for general discussion , so don't mind if it gets moved.....

[steviemac14]

1. What the fourth official does other than get a ear bashing from Pardew? Points out things ref has missed and then lies about doing so.
2. How many back room staff we seem to have on those comfy warm seats in winter? Not enough to contain Andy Woodman on a derby day.
3. Why the same f***ers moan at EVERYTHING every game. They buy tickets?
4. Why the toilets were designed by someone who clearly has never been to a match. Can't think of any other way, other than making the whole concourse a toilet.
5. Why we don't have a big screen ( half time scores /attendance/clock). It would be difficult with the design of our stadium, we would have to remove seats....or even worse Sports Direct signs.
6. Why the seats were designed by someone shorter than 5'10". To get more people in
7. Why Alan Smith used to get booked for every tackle and didn't learn by the error of his ways. All that peroxide has destroyed his brain.
8. Why players are allowed to wear gloves/snoods/long johns/orange boots. WTF No excuse for gloves and stuff, especially not in this weather. Don't diss the orange boots, hasn't done CR7 any harm.

Any others?

[Le Quiff]

1. What the fourth official does other than get a ear bashing from Pardew?
2. How many back room staff we seem to have on those comfy warm seats in winter?
3. Why the same f***ers moan at EVERYTHING every game.
4. Why the toilets were designed by someone who clearly has never been to a match.
5. Why we don't have a big screen ( half time scores /attendance/clock).
6. Why the seats were designed by someone shorter than 5'10".
7. Why Alan Smith used to get booked for every tackle and didn't learn by the error of his ways.
8. Why players are allowed to wear gloves/snoods/long johns/orange boots. WTF

Any others?


This thread might be for general discussion , so don't mind if it gets moved.....

Why we are no longer allowed to stand up, I hate when the stewards tell me to sit down!

[I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner]

Number 6 more than any, I'm 6ft 2 and it pisses me off now that I have to sit down. The bloke in front leans back as well which means my knees are in his back.

I always look at the East Stand and think 'What the f***?' How could so many boring bastards be in one place?
I also wonder whether if we clapped the referee onto the pitch when warming up, would it go in our favour?

[steviemac14]

Why we are no longer allowed to stand up, I hate when the stewards tell me to sit down!

If you're not back row you'll block someones view. If you are back row, you'll block the Sports Direct signs!

Number 6 more than any, I'm 6ft 2 and it pisses me off now that I have to sit down. The bloke in front leans back as well which means my knees are in his back.

I always look at the East Stand and think 'What the f***?' How could so many boring bastards be in one place?
I also wonder whether if we clapped the referee onto the pitch when warming up, would it go in our favour?

I'm 6"2 as well but thankfully got a seat in the back row of the East Stand with all the other boring bastards! Beats being in the Strawberry corner with all the 16 year olds in Stone Island jackets who can't handle their Blue WKD

[I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner]

If you're not back row you'll block someones view. If you are back row, you'll block the Sports Direct signs!

I'm 6"2 as well but thankfully got a seat in the back row of the East Stand with all the other boring bastards! Beats being in the Strawberry corner with all the 16 year olds in Stone Island jackets who can't handle their Blue WKD

leave my corner alone.

[Holystone...]

Number 6 more than any, I'm 6ft 2 and it pisses me off now that I have to sit down. The bloke in front leans back as well which means my knees are in his back.

]I always look at the East Stand and think 'What the f***?' How could so many boring bastards be in one place?
I also wonder whether if we clapped the referee onto the pitch when warming up, would it go in our favour?

Try sitting in the Club206 suite seats. It's like a wake! Full of young women blokes bring along to impress their mates......

[Having a Good time]

If you're not back row you'll block someones view. If you are back row, you'll block the Sports Direct signs!

I'm 6"2 as well but thankfully got a seat in the back row of the East Stand with all the other boring bastards! Beats being in the Strawberry corner with all the 16 year olds in Stone Island jackets who can't handle their Blue WKD

Which 16 year old can afford a stone island jacket. Aint they like 400 quid?

[steviemac14]

Which 16 year old can afford a stone island jacket. Aint they like 400 quid?

Not the ones that fall off the back of a lorry going round a bend in Newbiggin Hall.

[Holystone...]

Which 16 year old can afford a stone island jacket. Aint they like 400 quid?[/quote]

Either ones with daft parents or they're shoplifters!

[Having a Good time]

Which 16 year old can afford a stone island jacket. Aint they like 400 quid?

Not the ones that fall off the back of a lorry going round a bend in Newbiggin Hall.

Am I being gullable or did that happen

[steviemac14]

Am I being gullable or did that happen

What does gullable mean?

[Having a Good time]

Am I being gullable or did that happen

What does gullable mean?

Gullible This is not my morning

[Holystone...]

gullible
Adjective:
Easily persuaded to believe something!

[steviemac14]

Gullible This is not my morning

Haha I didn't even realise the spelling mistake

Re the jackets, it's common knowledge that a lot of these particular items arrive on the market via an unorthodox route. Goods desirable in the charva community have a tendancy to float out of lorries/factory windows!

[rabit71]

1. What the fourth official does other than get a ear bashing from Pardew?
- steals the subs jewellery?

2. How many back room staff we seem to have on those comfy warm seats in winter?
- pardew said he wanted to get bums on seats, he's doing his part by employing a few more people to fill them

3. Why the same f***ers moan at EVERYTHING every game.
- misery loves company

4. Why the toilets were designed by someone who clearly has never been to a match.
- can't say i think about bathrooms in my spare time like....

5. Why we don't have a big screen ( half time scores /attendance/clock).
- weren't there rumours of us getting one for the olympics?

6. Why the seats were designed by someone shorter than 5'10".
- i don;t care, im 5'9. payback is a b**** tally.

7. Why Alan Smith used to get booked for every tackle and didn't learn by the error of his ways.
- commitment.

8. Why players are allowed to wear gloves/snoods/long johns/orange boots. WTF
- snoods are illegal. players shouldn't wear them. the long johns and under armour is allowed if it is the designated strip colour. orange boots are designed to get people to notice them, and given to the players by their sponsors.

[Having a Good time]

8-Footballers don't normally get to choose the colour of their boots unless they are the big big players,one of my mates plays in the equivalent of Spanish league 2 and nike just give him the orange boots,another mate plays college soccer in usa and adidas wont let him change his predators to a different colour

[beatski]

gullible
Adjective:
Easily persuaded to believe something!

I just googled it, it doesnt mean that

[Holystone...]

gullible
Adjective:
Easily persuaded to believe something!

I just googled it, it doesnt mean that

Why google? It's common knowledge!!!!

[Blue & Maroon]

1. What the fourth official does other than get a ear bashing from Pardew?
- steals the subs jewellery?

2. How many back room staff we seem to have on those comfy warm seats in winter?
- pardew said he wanted to get bums on seats, he's doing his part by employing a few more people to fill them

3. Why the same f***ers moan at EVERYTHING every game.
- misery loves company

4. Why the toilets were designed by someone who clearly has never been to a match.
- can't say i think about bathrooms in my spare time like....

5. Why we don't have a big screen ( half time scores /attendance/clock).
- weren't there rumours of us getting one for the olympics?

6. Why the seats were designed by someone shorter than 5'10".
- i don;t care, im 5'9. payback is a b**** tally.

7. Why Alan Smith used to get booked for every tackle and didn't learn by the error of his ways.
- commitment.

8. Why players are allowed to wear gloves/snoods/long johns/orange boots. WTF
- snoods are illegal. players shouldn't wear them. the long johns and under armour is allowed if it is the designated strip colour. orange boots are designed to get people to notice them, and given to the players by their sponsors.

I actually like snoods