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Funny Football Chants

Postby Holystone... » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:39 am

Couple of good ones heard recently:

"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry

" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls

To add to classics like:

"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
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"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink <laugh>
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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby Duke » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:50 pm

holystone wrote:Couple of good ones heard recently:

"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry

" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls

To add to classics like:

"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
&
"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink <laugh>


Lol that kompany one is quality
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Postby I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:13 pm

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Postby Whitchester Mag » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:03 pm

At Bolton away this year:

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Postby 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:48 pm

We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.

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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby Minty Fresh » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:58 pm

'You only sing when you're looting, sing when you're looting'

Aimed at Spurs fans at the start of the season.

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Postby Krully » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:03 pm

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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby L'homme Licorne » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:21 pm

5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.

Aimed at the police.


I want my avatar to be a pokemon now <laugh>
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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:37 pm

aginairrr wrote:
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.

Aimed at the police.


I want my avatar to be a pokemon now <laugh>


Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!

I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger <laugh>

Good times.
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Postby The Rock Lobster » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:40 pm

"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:41 pm

Shall we buy you louder fans!

Man City fans to Man United fans.

Class.
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Postby Holystone... » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:42 pm

The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper


Very funny <laugh>
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Postby DavideDuck » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:43 pm

"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."

To Everton and Liverpool fans.
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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby Le Quiff » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:45 pm

The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper


Hahaahaha that is class, actually made me laugh out loud lol. <laugh>
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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby L'homme Licorne » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:03 pm

5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!

I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger <laugh>

Good times.


It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood <laugh>
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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:18 pm

aginairrr wrote:
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!

I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger <laugh>

Good times.


It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood <laugh>


I swear it's what I told my friend last week! <laugh>

Back in the old days , there were only about 60 pokemons! The classics! They've gone too far now though.

I still have hundreds of pokemon cards , used to collect them like a complete freak <laugh>
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Postby Hatem Is A Geordie » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:15 pm

Does your girlfriend know you're queer at Brighton was good.

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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby Albert's Chip Shop » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:11 pm

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Postby I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:31 am

Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:Does your girlfriend know you're queer at Brighton was good.


This!

Does your boyfriend know you're here followed by does your girlfriend know you're queer.

That was a good laugh.

Chelsea equalising in the cup game down there last season from being 3-1 down and singing that's why we're champions. Shola winner in the 90th minute, queue: Thats why we're champions.

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Re: Funny Football Chants

Postby nufc4life » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:06 am

[quote="DavideDuck"]"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."

To Everton and Liverpool fans.[/quote
thats the one mate ha ha <applause>


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