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Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:39 am
by Holystone...
Couple of good ones heard recently:

"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry

" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls

To add to classics like:

"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
&
"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink <laugh>

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:50 pm
by Duke
holystone wrote:Couple of good ones heard recently:

"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry

" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls

To add to classics like:

"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
&
"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink <laugh>
Lol that kompany one is quality

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:13 pm
by I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner
We're winning away, we're winning awaaaay, how s*** must you be, we're winning away.

Sung by many.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:03 pm
by Whitchester Mag
At Bolton away this year:

Amir Kahn, soft as s****!
Amir Kahn, soft as s****!

Also it was funny when Wigan came to St James and sang 'My Garden Shed is bigger than this'.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:48 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.

Aimed at the police.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:58 pm
by Minty Fresh
'You only sing when you're looting, sing when you're looting'

Aimed at Spurs fans at the start of the season.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:03 pm
by krully
Colleen is a stripper
she wears a wonder bra
when shes f***ing rooney
she thinks of Demba Ba

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:21 pm
by Vaj
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.

Aimed at the police.
I want my avatar to be a pokemon now <laugh>

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:37 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
aginairrr wrote:
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.

Aimed at the police.
I want my avatar to be a pokemon now <laugh>
Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!

I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger <laugh>

Good times.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:40 pm
by The Rock Lobster
"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:41 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
Shall we buy you louder fans!

Man City fans to Man United fans.

Class.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:42 pm
by Holystone...
The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
Very funny <laugh>

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:43 pm
by DDuc
"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."

To Everton and Liverpool fans.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:45 pm
by Le Quiff
The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
Hahaahaha that is class, actually made me laugh out loud lol. <laugh>

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:03 pm
by Vaj
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote: Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!

I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger <laugh>

Good times.
It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood <laugh>

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:18 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
aginairrr wrote:
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote: Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!

I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger <laugh>

Good times.
It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood <laugh>
I swear it's what I told my friend last week! <laugh>

Back in the old days , there were only about 60 pokemons! The classics! They've gone too far now though.

I still have hundreds of pokemon cards , used to collect them like a complete freak <laugh>

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:15 pm
by Hatem Is A Geordie
Does your girlfriend know you're queer at Brighton was good.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:11 pm
by Albert's Chip Shop
My funniest is 4-0 and you f***ed it up as we waled out of the leazes after the 4-0.... Cue sad cockney faces.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:31 am
by I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner
Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:Does your girlfriend know you're queer at Brighton was good.
This!

Does your boyfriend know you're here followed by does your girlfriend know you're queer.

That was a good laugh.

Chelsea equalising in the cup game down there last season from being 3-1 down and singing that's why we're champions. Shola winner in the 90th minute, queue: Thats why we're champions.

Re: Funny Football Chants

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:06 am
by nufc4life
[quote="DavideDuck"]"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."

To Everton and Liverpool fans.[/quote
thats the one mate ha ha <applause>