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Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:39 am
by Holystone...
Couple of good ones heard recently:
"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry
" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls
To add to classics like:
"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
&
"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:50 pm
by Duke
holystone wrote:Couple of good ones heard recently:
"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry
" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls
To add to classics like:
"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
&
"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Lol that kompany one is quality
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:13 pm
by I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner
We're winning away, we're winning awaaaay, how s*** must you be, we're winning away.
Sung by many.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:03 pm
by Whitchester Mag
At Bolton away this year:
Amir Kahn, soft as s****!
Amir Kahn, soft as s****!
Also it was funny when Wigan came to St James and sang 'My Garden Shed is bigger than this'.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:48 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.
Aimed at the police.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:58 pm
by Minty Fresh
'You only sing when you're looting, sing when you're looting'
Aimed at Spurs fans at the start of the season.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:03 pm
by krully
Colleen is a stripper
she wears a wonder bra
when shes f***ing rooney
she thinks of Demba Ba
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:21 pm
by Vaj
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.
Aimed at the police.
I want my avatar to be a pokemon now
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:37 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
aginairrr wrote:5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.
Aimed at the police.
I want my avatar to be a pokemon now
Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!
I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger
Good times.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:40 pm
by The Rock Lobster
"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:41 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
Shall we buy you louder fans!
Man City fans to Man United fans.
Class.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:42 pm
by Holystone...
The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
Very funny
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:43 pm
by DDuc
"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."
To Everton and Liverpool fans.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:45 pm
by Le Quiff
The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
Hahaahaha that is class, actually made me laugh out loud lol.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:03 pm
by Vaj
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:
Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!
I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger
Good times.
It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:18 pm
by 5 Goals - Hesakmi
aginairrr wrote:5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:
Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!
I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger
Good times.
It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood
I swear it's what I told my friend last week!
Back in the old days , there were only about 60 pokemons! The classics! They've gone too far now though.
I still have hundreds of pokemon cards , used to collect them like a complete freak
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:15 pm
by Hatem Is A Geordie
Does your girlfriend know you're queer at Brighton was good.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:11 pm
by Albert's Chip Shop
My funniest is 4-0 and you f***ed it up as we waled out of the leazes after the 4-0.... Cue sad cockney faces.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:31 am
by I Sit Next To A Badger - Leazes Corner
Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:Does your girlfriend know you're queer at Brighton was good.
This!
Does your boyfriend know you're here followed by does your girlfriend know you're queer.
That was a good laugh.
Chelsea equalising in the cup game down there last season from being 3-1 down and singing that's why we're champions. Shola winner in the 90th minute, queue: Thats why we're champions.
Re: Funny Football Chants
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:06 am
by nufc4life
[quote="DavideDuck"]"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."
To Everton and Liverpool fans.[/quote
thats the one mate ha ha