Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

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Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Beardsley My Hero » Mon May 13, 2013 4:29 pm

OK you can argue that he shouldn't have started against QPR, but why when Tiote was forced off did Pardew bring on Perch rather than Anita?

As Pardew will probably be here next season and in his mind Anita seems to be lower down the pecking order than Perch does Anita have a future at the club? If I was Anita I'd ask for a transfer in the summer.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by biggeordiedave » Mon May 13, 2013 4:33 pm

Because he's a f***ing idiot.
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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Heisen » Mon May 13, 2013 4:34 pm

Cos his wife won't open her legs for him
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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Ramone » Mon May 13, 2013 4:35 pm

What BGD said. Anita is a very good player in my opinion and should be starting ahead of Tiote especially on this season's form.
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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by The Situation » Mon May 13, 2013 4:36 pm

Because he is the definition of a helmet.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by tomtom94 » Mon May 13, 2013 4:37 pm

He doesn't trust Anita as a holding midfielder.

Which is stupid.
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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by EastMidlandMagpie » Mon May 13, 2013 4:37 pm

Watching MOTD it looked as if Anita was about to come on before Elliot got himself sent off and therefore Pards had to bring Harper on?
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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Smudger » Mon May 13, 2013 4:38 pm

Because he's an idiot. He stuck by him through a difficult period and then dropped him when he showed his class. I saw a quote which said "Anita's for games we expect to dominate possession" - if you dont expect to dominate possession against bottom five teams then f*** off and play your hoofball somewhere else.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Smudger » Mon May 13, 2013 4:38 pm

EastMidlandMagpie wrote:Watching MOTD it looked as if Anita was about to come on before Elliot got himself sent off and therefore Pards had to bring Harper on?
He was but that's irrelevant, he should be starting games, not getting 10 minute cameos.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Iksee » Mon May 13, 2013 4:41 pm

I hate it how Jonas gets put in CM before Anita, or Gosling gets put on before Anita.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by singingitworks » Mon May 13, 2013 4:42 pm

To be honest, Perch's aerial ability yesterday was pretty good, can't say the same for his poor touches further up the field though <laugh>

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Smudger » Mon May 13, 2013 4:46 pm

Perch is a closer player to Tiote in style of play so I knew he'd come on, but that isnt the point.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by The Rock Lobster » Mon May 13, 2013 5:08 pm

Because he's too small. Pardew hates him.
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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by The Situation » Mon May 13, 2013 5:38 pm

The Rock Lobster wrote:Because he's too small. Pardew hates him.
This can be the only reason, and pretty much sums up the depth of knowledge Pardew draws from.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Cal » Mon May 13, 2013 5:39 pm

We need the height of Perch and Gutierrez for out set piece threat.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Amnesiac » Mon May 13, 2013 5:40 pm

He's not 6ft 4 so he can't cope.

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Yacob » Mon May 13, 2013 6:12 pm

He will leave in the summer <ok>

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by krully » Mon May 13, 2013 6:21 pm

pardew is a tool

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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Le wilde un » Mon May 13, 2013 6:47 pm

He obviously doesn't trust him for crucial matches.
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Re: Why Doesn't Pardew play Anita?

Post by Yacob » Mon May 13, 2013 8:28 pm

Le wilde un wrote:He obviously doesn't trust him for crucial matches.
I don't trust Pardew for crucial matches either, maybe we could have a sub manager <divax>

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