Funny Football Chants
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Funny Football Chants
Couple of good ones heard recently:
"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry
" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls
To add to classics like:
"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
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"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry
" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls
To add to classics like:
"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
&
"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
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Lol that kompany one is qualityholystone wrote:Couple of good ones heard recently:
"Stand up if you pay your tax"......aimed at Arry
" Don't you wish your team had Kompany"....sang as in song by Pussycat Dolls
To add to classics like:
"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear"
&
"Your just a fat Eddie Murphy"......aimed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
I dunno
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We're winning away, we're winning awaaaay, how s*** must you be, we're winning away.
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At Bolton away this year:
Amir Kahn, soft as s****!
Amir Kahn, soft as s****!
Also it was funny when Wigan came to St James and sang 'My Garden Shed is bigger than this'.
Amir Kahn, soft as s****!
Amir Kahn, soft as s****!
Also it was funny when Wigan came to St James and sang 'My Garden Shed is bigger than this'.
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We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.
Aimed at the police.
Aimed at the police.
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'You only sing when you're looting, sing when you're looting'
Aimed at Spurs fans at the start of the season.
Aimed at Spurs fans at the start of the season.
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Colleen is a stripper
she wears a wonder bra
when shes f***ing rooney
she thinks of Demba Ba
she wears a wonder bra
when shes f***ing rooney
she thinks of Demba Ba
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I want my avatar to be a pokemon now5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.
Aimed at the police.
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Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!aginairrr wrote:I want my avatar to be a pokemon now5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:We paid for your hats , we paid for your haaaaats , what a waste of council tax , we paid for your hats.
Aimed at the police.
I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger
Good times.
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"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
" Samaras is a special player." - A. Iniesta
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Shall we buy you louder fans!
Man City fans to Man United fans.
Class.
Man City fans to Man United fans.
Class.
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Very funnyThe Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
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"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."
To Everton and Liverpool fans.
To Everton and Liverpool fans.
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Hahaahaha that is class, actually made me laugh out loud lol.The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" Sang at Rangers schizophrenic goal keeper
It's not about money... It's about sending a message.
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It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote: Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!
I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger
Good times.
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I swear it's what I told my friend last week!aginairrr wrote:It is the best programme ever made! They ruined it by adding too many new ones though. They need to release the original pokemon for iPhone so I can relive my childhood5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote: Don't you just love them? Blastoise and Charizard were my favourites!
I still know the lyrics to the theme song from when I was younger
Good times.
Back in the old days , there were only about 60 pokemons! The classics! They've gone too far now though.
I still have hundreds of pokemon cards , used to collect them like a complete freak
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My funniest is 4-0 and you f***ed it up as we waled out of the leazes after the 4-0.... Cue sad cockney faces.
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Later in the interview, Santon confirmed that, indeed, he has never seen a mackem in Milan
nufc4life wrote:
They do have there own BRAND as I put it ha ah ha , let's put it this way I didn't lick her gash just emptied my sack and made my excuses ha ha
Later in the interview, Santon confirmed that, indeed, he has never seen a mackem in Milan
nufc4life wrote:
They do have there own BRAND as I put it ha ah ha , let's put it this way I didn't lick her gash just emptied my sack and made my excuses ha ha
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That was a good laugh.
Chelsea equalising in the cup game down there last season from being 3-1 down and singing that's why we're champions. Shola winner in the 90th minute, queue: Thats why we're champions.
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[quote="DavideDuck"]"You stole my stereo, you stole my stereo..."
To Everton and Liverpool fans.[/quote
thats the one mate ha ha
To Everton and Liverpool fans.[/quote
thats the one mate ha ha