by overseasTOON » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:45 am
Hi Mike.
You may remember me from a while back when I tried to buy your football club and, in the end, I didn’t have enough money to finalise the deal.
Anyhoo; I’m back this time with another offer and before you simply ignore my latest offering, I’d like you to hear me out.
A few people and I have gotten together and managed to amass a sum of money that is still about £50 million short of your expectations (a bit like last time; eh! – ‘classic Kenyon’ you’re thinking) but this time we’ve come up with an entirely different plan to sell you.
I know last time we came up short of funding for a one-off payment to you so we went away and thought long and hard of how we could eventually get you onside to sell to us and I’m pretty sure we’ve nailed it. So, this is the plan:
1. We’ll give you £125 million up front
2. Over the next 3 years we’ll pay you back £175 million
3. As a thanks; we’ll even include 3% interest on the 3 payments! We aim to please Mike.
So. That’s the plan. What are you’re thoughts?
We got a deal or not?
Your friend (what’s £50 million between ole muckers, eh?)
Pete.
Hi Mike.
You may remember me from a while back when I tried to buy your football club and, in the end, I didn’t have enough money to finalise the deal.
Anyhoo; I’m back this time with another offer and before you simply ignore my latest offering, I’d like you to hear me out.
A few people and I have gotten together and managed to amass a sum of money that is still about £50 million short of your expectations (a bit like last time; eh! – ‘classic Kenyon’ you’re thinking) but this time we’ve come up with an entirely different plan to sell you.
I know last time we came up short of funding for a one-off payment to you so we went away and thought long and hard of how we could eventually get you onside to sell to us and I’m pretty sure we’ve nailed it. So, this is the plan:
1. We’ll give you £125 million up front
2. Over the next 3 years we’ll pay you back £175 million
3. As a thanks; we’ll even include 3% interest on the 3 payments! We aim to please Mike.
So. That’s the plan. What are you’re thoughts?
We got a deal or not?
Your friend (what’s £50 million between ole muckers, eh?)
Pete.