Newcastle v Leeds Match Thread

by **bodacious benny** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:30 pm

I like how Hayden started as a centre back despite allegedly being involved in an argument about not wanting to be a centre back

by **Remember Colo** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:34 pm

Toondes wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:05 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:01 pm

Yeah there must be something going on. He’s been on the bench every game but not played a single minute.
According to Craig hope ( I know ) Gaye and Jones had a falling out

But everything good is because of Jones and everything bad is Bruce's fault?!

by **seaside nipper** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:19 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:08 pm

seaside nipper wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:03 pm

It’s concerning that a patched up Leeds looked the more likelier tonight. Without ASM we are 100% dead in the water.
Entertaining, yes, created chances, yes, but we are wholly unconvincing at the back and look like conceding at almost any point. Too soft, confused and clearly IMO not fit enough.
Remind me , was Bruceeee a defender to trade?
Bi fuc what a colossal breach of the trade description act !!
Yeah Bruce was the mainstay CB for Man U for about a decade, very very good defender. Strange therefore that he can't seem to coach our defence.

Yup a certain footballing brain in SAF managed the wooden Bruce to good effect.
I think we all know Steve is a tad light in the art of organising as his Uber lame managerial record demonstrates

by **Donkey Toon** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:08 pm

seaside nipper wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:03 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:56 pm
On the surface a good point, but need to start winning. Had an opportunity to win tonight with their defence decimated, if only some chances didn’t fall to the ever present Joelinton.
It’s concerning that a patched up Leeds looked the more likelier tonight. Without ASM we are 100% dead in the water.
Entertaining, yes, created chances, yes, but we are wholly unconvincing at the back and look like conceding at almost any point. Too soft, confused and clearly IMO not fit enough.
Remind me , was Bruceeee a defender to trade?
Bi fuc what a colossal breach of the trade description act !!

Yeah Bruce was the mainstay CB for Man U for about a decade, very very good defender. Strange therefore that he can't seem to coach our defence.

by **Toondes** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:05 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:01 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:00 pm

I can only assume that Gayle has pissed on Bruce's chips or something, that he yet again doesn't get a minute on the pitch but that non-footballer Joelinton plays virtually the whole game.

Gayle isn't brilliant but i'd bet decent money that he would have tucked away at least one of the chances that fell to Joelinton.
Yeah there must be something going on. He’s been on the bench every game but not played a single minute.

According to Craig hope ( I know ) Gaye and Jones had a falling out

by **seaside nipper** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:03 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:56 pm
On the surface a good point, but need to start winning. Had an opportunity to win tonight with their defence decimated, if only some chances didn’t fall to the ever present Joelinton.

It’s concerning that a patched up Leeds looked the more likelier tonight. Without ASM we are 100% dead in the water.
Entertaining, yes, created chances, yes, but we are wholly unconvincing at the back and look like conceding at almost any point. Too soft, confused and clearly IMO not fit enough.
Remind me , was Bruceeee a defender to trade?
Bi fuc what a colossal breach of the trade description act !!

by **bodacious benny** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:01 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:00 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:56 pm
On the surface a good point, but need to start winning. Had an opportunity to win tonight with their defence decimated, if only some chances didn’t fall to the ever present Joelinton.
I can only assume that Gayle has pissed on Bruce's chips or something, that he yet again doesn't get a minute on the pitch but that non-footballer Joelinton plays virtually the whole game.

Gayle isn't brilliant but i'd bet decent money that he would have tucked away at least one of the chances that fell to Joelinton.

Yeah there must be something going on. He’s been on the bench every game but not played a single minute.

by **Sanchino** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:01 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:56 pm
On the surface a good point, but need to start winning. Had an opportunity to win tonight with their defence decimated, if only some chances didn’t fall to the ever present Joelinton.

This. Enough is enough.. Joelinton is just s***. Not good enough.. he works hard & I'm sure he's a good lad but the quality simply isn't there.. shooting, pace, skill, movement, shooting & overall technique is just not up to Premier League standard. If Wilson was playing we'll have won this for sure 2-1/3-1 with the chances big Joe had. Subs were weird asf.. we need a goal and you put on Kraft & only give Murphy a couple mins? Also no Gayle is ridiculous.. dropped 2 points. I don't know were our next win will actually come from..

Relegation pending unless Bruce is sacked/resigns ASAP. Not good enough. If Leeds had better finishing/more clinical could have easily ended 3/4-1. On the positive side of things.. ASM looks quality (as usual).. if he keeps this consistency & keeps adding to his goal/assist tally he could easily play for a top 6 side.

by **Donkey Toon** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:00 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:56 pm
On the surface a good point, but need to start winning. Had an opportunity to win tonight with their defence decimated, if only some chances didn’t fall to the ever present Joelinton.

I can only assume that Gayle has pissed on Bruce's chips or something, that he yet again doesn't get a minute on the pitch but that non-footballer Joelinton plays virtually the whole game.

Gayle isn't brilliant but i'd bet decent money that he would have tucked away at least one of the chances that fell to Joelinton.

by **Toondes** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:58 pm

35% possession at home is a f***ing scandal

by **bodacious benny** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:56 pm

On the surface a good point, but need to start winning. Had an opportunity to win tonight with their defence decimated, if only some chances didn’t fall to the ever present Joelinton.

by **Toondes** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:54 pm

100% getting relegated this season.

by **Speedo** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:51 pm

Our set pieces are Pardew-esque at the moment. So little threat

by **Speedo** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:51 pm

Our set pieces are Pardew-esque at the moment. So little threat

by **Toondes** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:50 pm

Joelimpmode coming off

by **beatski** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:47 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:42 pm

Beatski wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:41 pm

caught with his knob in a sausage roll?
Bastard, you've just put me off sausage rolls for life!

by **Donkey Toon** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:42 pm

Beatski wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:41 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:40 pm
Compromising photos of Bruce perhaps? It certainly isn't from footballing ability.
caught with his knob in a sausage roll?

Bastard, you've just put me off sausage rolls for life!

by **beatski** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:41 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:40 pm
Compromising photos of Bruce perhaps? It certainly isn't from footballing ability.

caught with his knob in a sausage roll?

by **Toondes** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:40 pm

Hendricks coming on haha

by **Donkey Toon** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:40 pm

Compromising photos of Bruce perhaps? It certainly isn't from footballing ability.

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