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by Micky Quim
Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

It is an interesting fact that pigeons die almost immediately after sex.

Well the one I f***ed did.
by Micky Quim
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:12 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Wolves v Toon
Replies: 257
Views: 3127

Re: Match thread - Wolves v Toon

Whoop whoop!
by Micky Quim
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Wolves v Toon
Replies: 257
Views: 3127

Re: Match thread - Wolves v Toon

Somebodys pinched my sombrero wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:01 pm
overseasTOON wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:51 pm


Mrs OT is at home. She even allowed me to have a purple beer token!
WTF is a purple beer token?
I think he licked her bean
by Micky Quim
Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:47 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Wolves v Toon
Replies: 257
Views: 3127

Re: Match thread - Wolves v Toon

I think we will win this
by Micky Quim
Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Betting Thread
Replies: 3136
Views: 80922

Re: The Betting Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:19 pm
Sir Bobby wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:19 pm
My mate cashed out a 15 game accumulator earlier for £11. It came through and would have won him £3000. Just a friendly reminder to cash out wisely.
<laugh>

All for £11...should’ve just left it!
I cashed out a £1 accy today at £5.10, if I held on would have got £24. Fudge <disgrace>
by Micky Quim
Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

I entered a blindfolded masturbation competition once...**** knows where I came
by Micky Quim
Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

I just bought 35 cans of women's deodorant.
I can't help it, i'm an impulse buyer!
by Micky Quim
Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

I once dated a dentist.
She had the best teeth I’d ever come across
by Micky Quim
Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

My wife was hit by a golf ball. I rushed her to the hospital where the doctor asked me "Where did it strike her?"

"Between the first and second holes" I said.

"Crikey!" he said "that doesn't leave much room to operate."
by Micky Quim
Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

The coolest guy in the hospital was the Ultra Sound guy... until the Hip Replacement guy took over....
by Micky Quim
Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

I was haunted by two gay ghosts. They put the willies up me
by Micky Quim
Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

No one thought it was a good idea to cast Mel Gibson as a Scottish hero, but look at him now - a hopeless alcoholic racist
by Micky Quim
Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

My Hindu girlfriend went down on me. I almost came on the spot.....
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Toon vs Citeh
Replies: 174
Views: 2995

Re: Match thread - Toon vs Citeh

f***ing 5mins <cry>
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:39 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Toon vs Citeh
Replies: 174
Views: 2995

Re: Match thread - Toon vs Citeh

Lidl wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:26 pm
Perfectly poised for the standard 2-1 <divax>
<diva>
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:38 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Toon vs Citeh
Replies: 174
Views: 2995

Re: Match thread - Toon vs Citeh

**** me
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16212
Views: 354630

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Chappy wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:48 pm
I'm off today from food poisoning from a f***ing pepperami. Never eating one again.
Did you stick it up your bum again?
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16212
Views: 354630

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:35 am
Having to hold in farts for 45 mins at the gym when I was on the cross trainer <neg>

Last nights curry trying to make a comeback.
I will be battling this tomorrow, Ive just had a belting curry
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16212
Views: 354630

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Just found out that my little sister was diagnosed with MS this weekend but she's taken the news well enough under the circumstances. She's arranged a meeting with a clinic to evaluate DMT drugs after the MRI scan showed lesions on the brain and spine. Seems she's only in the relapse remitting phas...
by Micky Quim
Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 274
Views: 17144

Re: The funny corner

ALF wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:27 pm
I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
<scratch>