Pavel's eBar

What to do with empty filing cabinet in office?

Keep it, just in case.
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11%
Remove it.
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No votes
Shoot it.
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11%
Fill with booze.
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46%
Turn into modern art.
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11%
Sell it to Ashley as our new star striker in exchange for a big mug and £5 SD voucher.
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22%
 
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:23 am

Golf is for boring cunts ALF, he's got you there.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by asbo » Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:25 am

overseasTOON wrote:Just a word of warning for those in South East England and London. Up to 2 cm (0.8 inches) of snow is possible this Thursday so batten down the hatches, stock up on food supplies and stay at home because all transport links will fail at the first flake and any attempts to get into work will be futile.

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Never understood why people do this. Even in the event of some freak storm do you really have such little food in the house that you'd starve to death if you were snowed in for a day. You always get people rolling down the aisles buying Doritos by the trolley load, if the cold doesn't get them malnutrition will. I saw a woman being interviewed in the US before that huge blizzard they had, she was stocking up on laundry detergent.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:21 am

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:
overseasTOON wrote:Just a word of warning for those in South East England and London. Up to 2 cm (0.8 inches) of snow is possible this Thursday so batten down the hatches, stock up on food supplies and stay at home because all transport links will fail at the first flake and any attempts to get into work will be futile.

Save as many as you can.

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Never understood why people do this. Even in the event of some freak storm do you really have such little food in the house that you'd starve to death if you were snowed in for a day. You always get people rolling down the aisles buying Doritos by the trolley load, if the cold doesn't get them malnutrition will. I saw a woman being interviewed in the US before that huge blizzard they had, she was stocking up on laundry detergent.
I remember a heavy blizzard years back when I lived in a small isolated town and we were told to stock up as the town was likely to be cut off for 3 to 4 days so I went to the local supermarket with my wife and we bought a few extra pints of milk and an extra loaf of bread on top of our usual shop and ther bloke in front of us had several litres of vodka and a few bottles of coke.

The rest of the supermarket was full of people buying everything in bulk.

That bloke with the vodka became my new hero.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by ALF » Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:56 pm

bigbaldydave wrote:Golf is for boring cunts ALF, he's got you there.

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Post by Don Sholeone » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:44 pm



Classic Simpsons <laugh>

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:56 pm

ALF wrote:
bigbaldydave wrote:Golf is for boring cunts ALF, he's got you there.

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Even I'm not that boring.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by ALF » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:00 pm

bigbaldydave wrote:
ALF wrote:
Play often then David?
Even I'm not that boring.
Your posts about Excel say otherwise <roll>

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:11 pm

ALF wrote:
bigbaldydave wrote:
Even I'm not that boring.
Your posts about Excel say otherwise <roll>
Golf is far more boring than Excel.

I wonder if they have Excel World Championships!? <awe>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:11 pm

Golf is good fun.

The best bit is slicing off the first tee towards the car park and quickly seeing how many you get running out the club house to see if it's their car alarm going off.

My PB was 6.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:23 am

I love the riposte from Trumps advisors about the Vatican having walls seeing that the Vatican walls are older then the USA.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by PTAO? » Sun Feb 21, 2016 3:00 pm

Had an absolute skinful last night. Didn't feel the need to post gibberish on here. Woken up feeling rough, but superior to TJR

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Duke » Sun Feb 21, 2016 3:04 pm

<notbad>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by beatski » Sun Feb 21, 2016 3:30 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:

Classic Simpsons <laugh>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Micky Quim » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:10 pm

Been out for lunch today and just ordered a Papa Johns for tea. Im being a proper fat bastard. Dave would be proud <awe>

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Ramone » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:11 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:Had an absolute skinful last night. Didn't feel the need to post gibberish on here. Woken up feeling rough, but superior to TJR
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by bodacious benny » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:37 pm

I was off last week and ate like a pig so having a healthy week.
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Post by Micky Quim » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:50 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:I was off last week and ate like a pig so having a healthy week.
Yep, back on the health kick this week! Absolutely stuffed. Got a barrel gut going on <laugh>

Day off tomorrow so getting out on my bike first thing to get the week off to a good start <awe>

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:14 pm

I had one beer on Friday as I was feeling the effect of after work drinks on Thursday but woke up feeling rough on Saturday so I now know I have Swine Flu.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Micky Quim » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:20 pm

overseasTOON wrote:I had one beer on Friday as I was feeling the effect of after work drinks on Thursday but woke up feeling rough on Saturday so I now know I have Swine Flu.
Swine flu is so 2009 <disgrace>

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