So, think of the most ridiculous situation you possibly can, involving at least one thing football related, type it out and post it. Those of us with MS Paint or access to a browser based paint program like forum favourite Sketch Paint are then welcome to draw the situation as best as possible.
It's inspired by Jim'll Paint It which I think fatgeordiedave posted onto the forum originally - in which a guy takes requests for ridiculous drawings.
An example might be:
"Please draw Shola Ameobi drinking yoghurt through his ears on the wing of an aeroplane which is being eaten by a gigantic shark wearing a suit that is still being tailored by Mark Lawrenson who is failing to do kick ups in front of a small audience of starfish."