The Message of Awe Thread

[Blue & Maroon]

Hi thanks for all the congrats.
Yeah it's driving a the new Azuma trains. Based in Newcastle so the commute is minimal.
£60k a year once qualified !!! The training takes 12-13 months though.

Class, well done.

[Ramone]

Congrats. That's a great salary you must be chuffed

f*** off.

[bodacious benny]

Can i have some free train tickets?

[Duke]

Congrats. That's a great salary you must be chuffed

f*** off.

Get f***ed Ramone

[biggeordiedave]

Not bad money for doing f*** all

[overseasTOON]

Not bad money for doing **** all

I once worked with a chap who swore that trains were fitted with steering wheels because they could turn left and right.

The piss taking was ruthless.

[Toondes]

Congrats. That's a great salary you must be chuffed

Yeah I'm overjoyed really. Never thought I'd end up on wages like that. This missus is already hinting at going let time though !!

[Toondes]

Hi thanks for all the congrats.
Yeah it's driving a the new Azuma trains. Based in Newcastle so the commute is minimal.
£60k a year once qualified !!! The training takes 12-13 months though.

How does it work then? Do you have to stay overnight at places when you're working? I don't why but I've always been curious about what it would be like to be a train driver.

I'm not entirely sure to be honest , I think you do the odd lodging in Aberdeen and kings cross . You stay in a hotel for a night then travel back in the morning .
My route is going to be Newcastle to kings cross and I think these new trains can do it in 2hr 40 so
You'd only stay over if you were the last train from
Newcastle .

[Tsi]

Congrats. That's a great salary you must be chuffed

Yeah I'm overjoyed really. Never thought I'd end up on wages like that. This missus is already hinting at going let time though !!

Congrats man

[biggeordiedave]

Hi thanks for all the congrats.
Yeah it's driving a the new Azuma trains. Based in Newcastle so the commute is minimal.
£60k a year once qualified !!! The training takes 12-13 months though.

How does it work then? Do you have to stay overnight at places when you're working? I don't why but I've always been curious about what it would be like to be a train driver.

It's like this, but easier .

[Toondes]

Yeah I'm overjoyed really. Never thought I'd end up on wages like that. This missus is already hinting at going let time though !!

Congrats man

Cheers

[overseasTOON]

I’ve nicknamed a developer the paranoid retriever.

He’s building some search logic for a new project and essentially he’s built it to return everything.
You can type ‘Dave’ into a forename field and submit and you get a range of names returned because the forenames contain a ‘d’, ‘a’, ‘v’ or an ‘e’ like ‘Edwina’ or ‘Sadie’ or ‘Vernon’ . Rarely do you get ‘Dave’ returned…

I know this sounds as if it should be in the hate thread but I’m just in awe of his stupidity.

[Pardew's Legendary Specs]

I’ve nicknamed a developer the paranoid retriever.

He’s building some search logic for a new project and essentially he’s built it to return everything.
You can type ‘Dave’ into a forename field and submit and you get a range of names returned because the forenames contain a ‘d’, ‘a’, ‘v’ or an ‘e’ like ‘Edwina’ or ‘Sadie’ or ‘Vernon’ . Rarely do you get ‘Dave’ returned…

I know this sounds as if it should be in the hate thread but I’m just in awe of his stupidity.

you should meet some of the people I work with, the awe would wear off quickly

[Micky Quim]

The more I read things on here the more I think the IT Crowd was a documentary

[bodacious benny]

Got the wife a dynamite wedding anniversary present, gonna score some serious brownie points amongst other things hopefully

[beardface]

Hi thanks for all the congrats.
Yeah it's driving a the new Azuma trains. Based in Newcastle so the commute is minimal.
£60k a year once qualified !!! The training takes 12-13 months though.

Now I want to drive trains. Congrats!

[Toondes]

Hi thanks for all the congrats.
Yeah it's driving a the new Azuma trains. Based in Newcastle so the commute is minimal.
£60k a year once qualified !!! The training takes 12-13 months though.

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Now I want to drive trains. Congrats!

Thank you! Ill get the beers in

[biggeordiedave]

I love sandwiches. They're just f***ing great, aren't they?

[bodacious benny]

I love sandwiches. They're just f***ing great, aren't they?

Roast pork?

[biggeordiedave]

I love sandwiches. They're just f***ing great, aren't they?

Roast pork?

Any .

Oh and f*** off.