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Somebody's pinched my sombrero wrote:

Micky Quim wrote: It was only £50 but came out of the blue so very happy

I suspect you had a few drams whilst making that latter comment! Im not a particularly avid football poster, there are plenty folk adding more value to the site, but I hope I bring a bit of humour with my tales of woe from my life Cheers buddy

I think he's sarcastically asking for a hand out mate

You won't get much change out of that 50 out of two pints at the Marbella!

Doh! Was mega hungover this morning!

But I'm all inclusive at the Marbella thankfully

Passed the Professional engineers exam! (Chartered engineer exam in uk) I'll be a PE officially as soon as my paperwork comes in.

Time for a drink I think.

Hjl wrote:Passed the Professional engineers exam! (Chartered engineer exam in uk) I'll be a PE officially as soon as my paperwork comes in.

Time for a drink I think.

Congratulations!

Not wishing to lower the tone, but the feeling of relief when you have your first dump in 3 days

Lost about half a stone.

Hjl wrote:Passed the Professional engineers exam! (Chartered engineer exam in uk) I'll be a PE officially as soon as my paperwork comes in.

Time for a drink I think.

Penis examiner?

Ramone wrote:

Hjl wrote:Passed the Professional engineers exam! (Chartered engineer exam in uk) I'll be a PE officially as soon as my paperwork comes in.

Time for a drink I think.

Penis examiner?

Close, penis enthusiasts

Hjl wrote:

Ramone wrote:
Penis examiner?

Close, penis enthusiasts

Butt Hole Engineer

Christmas wrapping paper for 10p a roll in co-op, picked up 10.

Getting screwed over on a promotion and then getting an interview at a rival company for the same role all In the same week then revealing it all over lunch with the area manager, area designate and store manager and watching their faces drop and the begging commence and then the area manager walking back in an hour later with a giant egg custard tart for me and a promise of investigating what's happened with me not being given an interview and a promise to fix it

Don Sholeone wrote:Getting screwed over on a promotion and then getting an interview at a rival company for the same role all In the same week then revealing it all over lunch with the area manager, area designate and store manager and watching their faces drop and the begging commence and then the area manager walking back in an hour later with a giant egg custard tart for me and a promise of investigating what's happened with me not being given an interview and a promise to fix it

So are you staying at Burger King or are you going to the McDonald's interview?

biggeordiedave wrote:

Don Sholeone wrote:Getting screwed over on a promotion and then getting an interview at a rival company for the same role all In the same week then revealing it all over lunch with the area manager, area designate and store manager and watching their faces drop and the begging commence and then the area manager walking back in an hour later with a giant egg custard tart for me and a promise of investigating what's happened with me not being given an interview and a promise to fix it

So are you staying at Burger King or are you going to the McDonald's interview?

Pfft going to KFC, at least get it right :p

biggeordiedave wrote:

Don Sholeone wrote:Getting screwed over on a promotion and then getting an interview at a rival company for the same role all In the same week then revealing it all over lunch with the area manager, area designate and store manager and watching their faces drop and the begging commence and then the area manager walking back in an hour later with a giant egg custard tart for me and a promise of investigating what's happened with me not being given an interview and a promise to fix it

So are you staying at Burger King or are you going to the McDonald's interview?

Also, I just got a double promotion (pending my character references for my radioactive materials security clearance)

beatski wrote:Also, I just got a double promotion (pending my character references for my radioactive materials security clearance)

Congrats but be careful, piss off your glorious leader and he will have you strapped to anti air flak cannons.

Falcon heavy

biggeordiedave wrote:

Don Sholeone wrote:Getting screwed over on a promotion and then getting an interview at a rival company for the same role all In the same week then revealing it all over lunch with the area manager, area designate and store manager and watching their faces drop and the begging commence and then the area manager walking back in an hour later with a giant egg custard tart for me and a promise of investigating what's happened with me not being given an interview and a promise to fix it

So are you staying at Burger King or are you going to the McDonald's interview?

Been off here for a month or 2, but on Christmas Eve my wife gave birth to a beautiful daughter... Today it's 12 months since we lost a child at 8 weeks. Sometimes there's a rainbow at the end of your darkest days....

ScottW1886 wrote:Been off here for a month or 2, but on Christmas Eve my wife gave birth to a beautiful daughter... Today it's 12 months since we lost a child at 8 weeks. Sometimes there's a rainbow at the end of your darkest days....

Congratulations, what a perfect Christmas present

ScottW1886 wrote:Been off here for a month or 2, but on Christmas Eve my wife gave birth to a beautiful daughter... Today it's 12 months since we lost a child at 8 weeks. Sometimes there's a rainbow at the end of your darkest days....

Congrats!!