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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:57 pm
by biggeordiedave
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:52 am
Just took credit for doing the ironing even tho all I did was take the clothes out of the machine and hang them on the clothes horse. Must have just been a fortune coincidence that they dried in such a way as there were no creases, so when my Mrs said "did you do the ironing" I said yes <laugh>
It's like a real life sitcom in your house.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:18 pm
by Bodacious Benny
biggeordiedave wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:57 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:52 am
Just took credit for doing the ironing even tho all I did was take the clothes out of the machine and hang them on the clothes horse. Must have just been a fortune coincidence that they dried in such a way as there were no creases, so when my Mrs said "did you do the ironing" I said yes <laugh>
It's like a real life sitcom in your house.
Laugh a minute.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:32 pm
by overseasTOON
A member of the royal family closed a car door all by themselves.

World's gone mad.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:54 pm
by Bodacious Benny
overseasTOON wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:32 pm
A member of the royal family closed a car door all by themselves.

World's gone mad.
I've just finished series one and two of The Crown on Netflix. I'll look forward to seeing this monumental event portrayed in future series.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:05 pm
by Hjl
That moment when the internet service provider refuses to honor a promise that made to you on their web chat, but you saved the conversation and now they have to!

f*** YOU COMCAST! YOU CANT HAVE MY MONEY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:45 pm
by PTAO?
Hjl wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:05 pm
That moment when the internet service provider refuses to honor a promise that made to you on their web chat, but you saved the conversation and now they have to!

f*** YOU COMCAST! YOU CANT HAVE MY MONEY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You just panicked me into checking my Comcast bill as I added HD last month and got worried they would have taken away my discount as a trick. Logged in and sure enough my discount is not there any more <fist> <fist> <fist> .

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:42 am
by Hjl
PTAO? wrote:
Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:45 pm
Hjl wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:05 pm
That moment when the internet service provider refuses to honor a promise that made to you on their web chat, but you saved the conversation and now they have to!

**** YOU COMCAST! YOU CANT HAVE MY MONEY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You just panicked me into checking my Comcast bill as I added HD last month and got worried they would have taken away my discount as a trick. Logged in and sure enough my discount is not there any more <fist> <fist> <fist> .
Where do you live?

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:13 am
by PTAO?
Hjl wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:42 am
PTAO? wrote:
Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:45 pm



You just panicked me into checking my Comcast bill as I added HD last month and got worried they would have taken away my discount as a trick. Logged in and sure enough my discount is not there any more <fist> <fist> <fist> .
Where do you live?
Creep.








Miami 8)

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:01 am
by Hjl
PTAO? wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:13 am
Hjl wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:42 am


Where do you live?
Creep.






Miami 8)
Cool, I'm in Houston.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:29 am
by Bodacious Benny
Been shot yet <scratch>

<roll>

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:28 pm
by Hjl
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:29 am
Been shot yet <scratch>

<roll>
Only been threatened by a gun twice and never been killed even once.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:46 pm
by PTAO?
Hjl wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:01 am
PTAO? wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:13 am


Creep.






Miami 8)
Cool, I'm in Houston.

Image

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:17 pm
by Hjl
PTAO? wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:46 pm
Hjl wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:01 am


Cool, I'm in Houston.

Image
Just so we are all on the same page, I feel like you should know that I hate most of my friends.....

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:52 pm
by PTAO?
Hjl wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:17 pm
PTAO? wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:46 pm



Image
Just so we are all on the same page, I feel like you should know that I hate most of my friends.....
I can live with that.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:56 pm
by Hjl
PTAO? wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:52 pm
Hjl wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:17 pm


Just so we are all on the same page, I feel like you should know that I hate most of my friends.....
I can live with that.
And that I drink pretty heavily and smoke way too many cigars.

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:29 pm
by Don Sholeone
When online shopping substitutions go in your favor, had a delivery from asda today and they didnt have the 170g haribo selection boxes in stock so they replaced it with a 700g tub for the same price, the driver was like "if you are not happy with the substitution let me know and i can take it back and knock it off your bill" i was like yeah like im gonna do that <laugh>

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:58 pm
by Bodacious Benny
Winning!

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:33 pm
by Bodacious Benny
Got 4 pairs of Jacks & Jones boxers in the sale reduced from £12 each to £2 each <diva>

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:23 am
by biggeordiedave
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:33 pm
Got 4 pairs of Jacks & Jones boxers in the sale reduced from £12 each to £2 each <diva>
<dotheameobi>

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:18 pm
by Bodacious Benny
Meeting at work with externals was cancelled at short notice but lunch had already been booked and paid for so currently gorging on food <awe>