The "don't judge" thread

[Toondes]

I've just watched some porn where a woman started squeezing her lactating tots into another woman's mouth.

I didn't turn it off.

I've often wondered who watches stuff like that

I don't make a habit of it haha. It was pretty weird to be honest!

[Chappy]

I've often wondered who watches stuff like that

I don't make a habit of it haha. It was pretty weird to be honest!

Stuff like that I find I can't turn off either, yet I don't know why I'm watching.

[Toondes]

I don't make a habit of it haha. It was pretty weird to be honest!

Stuff like that I find I can't turn off either, yet I don't know why I'm watching.

Lacto bro's

[Chappy]

Stuff like that I find I can't turn off either, yet I don't know why I'm watching.

Lacto bro's

[Don Sholeone]

Following up my odd week at work (see embarrasing moments thread) one of my colleagues got angry with another lad at work and spilled out his secret about being a "Brony" aka someone who watches my little pony and gets sexually aroused by it, I thought it was a pisstake but the lad admitted it

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

Following up my odd week at work (see embarrasing moments thread) one of my colleagues got angry with another lad at work and spilled out his secret about being a "Brony" aka someone who watches my little pony and gets sexually aroused by it, I thought it was a pisstake but the lad admitted it

They do some weird ass s*** looking at those internet pics/memes.

[overseasTOON]

Following up my odd week at work (see embarrasing moments thread) one of my colleagues got angry with another lad at work and spilled out his secret about being a "Brony" aka someone who watches my little pony and gets sexually aroused by it, I thought it was a pisstake but the lad admitted it

Where is our resident unicorn?

[Heisen]

I've had a w*** at work before.

Was when I was dating my wife. She sent me some saucy texts and pictures on my lunch break and the urge just got too much so I went into the toilet and did the deed. I always chuckle when I go into the toilets and see that someone is using that particular cubicle.

[bodacious benny]

I've had a w*** at work before.

Was when I was dating my wife. She sent me some saucy texts and pictures on my lunch break and the urge just got too much so I went into the toilet and did the deed. I always chuckle when I go into the toilets and see that someone is using that particular cubicle.

I work in a big office so there's always people in and out of the bogs - I've never has the urge to w*** at work

I presume you don't get saucy texts now that you're married...

[biggeordiedave]

I've had a w*** at work before.

Was when I was dating my wife. She sent me some saucy texts and pictures on my lunch break and the urge just got too much so I went into the toilet and did the deed. I always chuckle when I go into the toilets and see that someone is using that particular cubicle.

I work in a big office so there's always people in and out of the bogs - I've never has the urge to w*** at work

I presume you don't get saucy texts now that you're married...

"Pick up some ketchup on your way home" if he's lucky.

[Heisen]

I work in a big office so there's always people in and out of the bogs - I've never has the urge to w*** at work

I presume you don't get saucy texts now that you're married...

"Pick up some ketchup on your way home" if he's lucky.

Pretty much the top and bottom of it. I'm at that stage of marriage where I consider sex a treat rather than a normal occurrence.

[bodacious benny]

[Chappy]

I've wanked at work a few times. Not cuz of receiving any pics, just pure boredom and passing time.

Then when I joined the military it was different at basic - would have to have one when I went for a s***, to avoid being caught.

[Toondes]

Lads , I hit a real low point within the last hour.
I was getting out the car and I sharted. Not a huge amount , just a little splodge of diarrhoea. In my defense I'm a dying with norovirus.

[bodacious benny]

I love when this thread flashes up!

[KingoStarr]

Lads , I hit a real low point within the last hour.
I was getting out the car and I sharted. Not a huge amount , just a little splodge of diarrhoea. In my defense I'm a dying with norovirus.

Seat Leon first
Now whatever car you have

Odds on the next car manufacturer?

[biggeordiedave]

Lads , I hit a real low point within the last hour.
I was getting out the car and I sharted. Not a huge amount , just a little splodge of diarrhoea. In my defense I'm a dying with norovirus.

Seat Leon first
Now whatever car you have

Odds on the next car manufacturer?

I think you're confusing him with the one and only (thank f***!) Micky Quim.

[Toondes]

Seat Leon first
Now whatever car you have

Odds on the next car manufacturer?

I think you're confusing him with the one and only (thank ****!) Micky Quim.

I'm not a serial pant shitter. It's like the first time in about 15 years. The last time I s*** the bed was 2001 after I had taken my first (and last) 'E' at a new year party.

[Micky Quim]

Seat Leon first
Now whatever car you have

Odds on the next car manufacturer?

I think you're confusing him with the one and only (thank f***!) Micky Quim.

[Fonda Trevanion]

I came back from a day in the toon with Dom Conn and a couple of others. Was so pissed that I had to be put to bed then shat merrily on the sheets in the early hours much to the amusement of my wife... oh how we laughed