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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Hjl » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:29 pm

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:29 pm

The "who gives a damn" installation

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Chappy » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:10 pm

TBC wrote:
Chappy wrote:People who put bog roll on the holder the wrong way round, people who plaster their entire life on social media, people, social media, religion, feminists.
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If you agree with this picture than you also put the bog roll on the wrong way. <roll>
Absolutely not <fist>
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Livin' Ra Mento Loco » Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:17 pm

People who don't give you their full undivided attention when talking to you on the phone.
Taxi drivers who ask you what route you prefer.
Shop assistants who keep picking stuff out for you and asking your opinion when you haven't expressly asked for it.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:25 pm

FootballPsycho wrote:People who don't give you their full undivided attention when talking to you on the phone.
Taxi drivers who ask you what route you prefer.
Shop assistants who keep picking stuff out for you and asking your opinion when you haven't expressly asked for it.
I was a tad drunk in Brussels and was asked what I route I wanted back by the taxi driver, I said 'via the lake' as there was a small but well known lake near my house. I forgot there was an area of Brussels called Laeken on the other side of the city.

Guess what route he took as a I snoozed in the back of the cab?

The journey cost me about 40 Euros when it was usually 5 Euros.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Micky Quim » Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:06 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Toondes wrote:When I first read the title I thought it said "pet haters".
I hate next doors cats. The ****ers have trashed miniOTs trampoline because they think I bought them a scratching post.
My next door neighbours cat keeps shitting on my veg patch. I tried putting down a thick layer of anti-cat powder which is basically a mix of spices such as chilli and garlic salt. The f***er s*** on top of it

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Toondes » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:17 pm

Micky Quim wrote:
overseasTOON wrote:
I hate next doors cats. The ****ers have trashed miniOTs trampoline because they think I bought them a scratching post.
My next door neighbours cat keeps shitting on my veg patch. I tried putting down a thick layer of anti-cat powder which is basically a mix of spices such as chilli and garlic salt. The f***er s*** on top of it
Lemon or orange peel works I think. Otherwise a .22 air rifle should do the trick.
# stolen from nufc.com :)

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:38 pm

Toondes wrote:
Micky Quim wrote: My next door neighbours cat keeps shitting on my veg patch. I tried putting down a thick layer of anti-cat powder which is basically a mix of spices such as chilli and garlic salt. The f***er s*** on top of it
Lemon or orange peel works I think. Otherwise a .22 air rifle should do the trick.
I've been so tempted for the air rifle.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Micky Quim » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:41 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Toondes wrote: Lemon or orange peel works I think. Otherwise a .22 air rifle should do the trick.
I've been so tempted for the air rifle.
Me too! :bandit:

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Aldridge Prior » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:17 am

It's like the message of hate thread doesn't exist <disgrace>

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by bodacious benny » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:54 am

Hiya wrote:It's like the message of hate thread doesn't exist <disgrace>
My fear earlier in this thread is coming true <wah>
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by biggeordiedave » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:53 pm

I think a competent moderator should move it to be honest.
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by overseasTOON » Tue Nov 15, 2016 2:47 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:I think a competent moderator should move it to be honest.
<scratch>

So you're saying we're doomed?

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Haswell » Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:29 pm

Hair growing from out and around your ears. Hate it.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Aldridge Prior » Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:49 pm

Haswell wrote:Hair growing from out and around your ears. Hate it.
Rapidly accelerating nasal hairs, the minute I turned f***ing 30 <grr>

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by bodacious benny » Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:53 pm

This thread <fist>
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