Once stayed in Reading overnight,daib0 wrote: bravo, must hire you for the Reading forum!
As the result of a cancelled flight,
Heathrow was foggy, no inn with a room,
So up the M4, I had to zoom,
At a loose end, but no need to dismay,
A game on at the Madejski that very day,
Got to my seat and this is what I found,
All across my side of ground,
Lots of fans each kitted in green,
Reading's blue and white army nowhere to be seen.
Got the feeling, that something was wrong,
When they all started singing an Irish folk song,
Looked at the pitch and that wasn't right,
The goalposts were one heck of a height,
Fifteen players on each side,
The ball an odd shape, all cockeyed,
Billed football, certainly a contact sport,
But kicking the ball seemed the last resort,
Then by only one player, and from afar,
Always trying to put it over the bar,
When he did, the crowd loudly cheered,
I just thought the whole thing rather weird,
Then that Dr McCoy voice that I hear in my head,
"It's football but not as we know it", I'm sure he said.