Other club transfers summer 2020

[Speedo]

Huh, is faucet is a (North) Americanism? Admittedly I would normally say tap, but we've had a plumber over replacing our kitchen one twice in the past week, and so it was stuck in my head.

Well aren't you a fancy prick, using faucet and hiring a plumber ladedah

Working plumbing cronut

[Valentino's fast feet]

Joe Hart's move to Spurs starting well

[Remember Colo]

Huh, is faucet is a (North) Americanism? Admittedly I would normally say tap, but we've had a plumber over replacing our kitchen one twice in the past week, and so it was stuck in my head.

Well aren't you a fancy prick, using faucet and hiring a plumber ladedah

I wish. We rent our place, so the landlord (and their handyman) can solve my plumbing problems for the extortionate price we pay.

[Valentino's fast feet]

James Rodriquez confirmed to Everton for 20m. 2 year deal with the option of a third.

[TJR]

James Rodriquez confirmed to Everton for 20m. 2 year deal with the option of a third.

Would have been a good signing 6 years ago.

[Valentino's fast feet]

James Rodriquez confirmed to Everton for 20m. 2 year deal with the option of a third.

Would have been a good signing 6 years ago.

It's certainly a gamble, but he's worked with Ancelotti a couple of times. Could bring the best out of him.

[ALF]

James Rodriquez confirmed to Everton for 20m. 2 year deal with the option of a third.

Would have been a good signing 6 years ago.

Still only 29, think he'll do well.

[krully]

i think everton are doing the tried and tested throw money at last years problems

[Blue & Maroon]

James Rodriquez confirmed to Everton for 20m. 2 year deal with the option of a third.

Would have been a good signing 6 years ago.

I'd have him for 20mill, the wages will be daft but the 20mill fee is worth a punt.

[Don Sholeone]

I forgot he existed until we got linked during the takeover stuff.

[Don Sholeone]

What the actual f***!

[Remember Colo]

Is he wearing jorts on the horse? I also presume they're paying for the castle as part of his comp package.

[Speedo]

Jorts

This is a level up from our cryptic tweets

[Tsi]

Villa have a 28m rising to 33m with add-ons bid accepted for Ollie Watkins

[Remember Colo]

Villa have a 28m rising to 33m with add-ons bid accepted for Ollie Watkins

Villa are starting to feel like West Ham with all of the money they've spent on strikers trying to find one who will actually score. Which I'd compare to us, except we often bought cheaper ones over the years and have actually hit on a few along the way.

[Valentino's fast feet]

Looks like Doucoure to Everton is to be confirmed any minute. That midfield could be quite interesting this season.

[Speedo]

Villa have a 28m rising to 33m with add-ons bid accepted for Ollie Watkins

26 goals in the Championship last season... then again Shola got about 20

[Valentino's fast feet]

Watkins to Villa confirmed, club record fee. Big gamble that, wonder how he'll get on. Hopefully not well enough to keep them up

[bodacious benny]

I think he's a good player and if he had been available for £18m would have been worth a punt, but that's a risk.

Saying that, Wolves just paid £35m for a teenager who scored 1 league goal for Porto last season

[Sanchino]

Looks like Doucoure to Everton is to be confirmed any minute. That midfield could be quite interesting this season.

I've mentioned it before I think Everton on ''paper'' have the best midfield outside of the usual top 6 (maybe apart from Wolves) with Doucoure as a box-to-box Yaya Toure-lite beast, Allan as a defensive/holding technician maestro and James as the South American classy playmaker with flair & technique. I would have taken all of them.. mainly James.. imagine him with Miggy / ASM and Wilson

If Carlo wasn't there manager they wouldn't have gotten Allan or James.. hopefully it works well for them because IF they gel as a team they will be a darkhorse to get into the top 6. Richarlison and Dominic Calvin-Lewis are quality upfront.. Digne at LB is classy too.