The Carabao Cup Final matchday thread

[Valentino's fast feet]

I'm still absurdly grumpy about the ticket fiasco (made worse by the fact my brother on Friday blagged a ridiculously good ticket with entry to the Hilton after party thanks to one of his former Sunday league team being Graeme Jones nephew), but now sitting on the train to Toon with a bit of optimism. We missed out on most of the obvious venues, so we're watching it in a gay cabaret club who apparently have the biggest screen in town. Could be interesting.

That actually sounds like it could be a right laugh. What a connection for your brother though, that bleeding paid off!

[Micky Quim]

Bastard

[Donkey Toon]

Bollocks!

[UlversToon]

Bugger!

[Blue & Maroon]

Done. So poor.

[UlversToon]

Double bugger!

[originallad]

Game over.

[Donkey Toon]

f***ing bloody bollocks! Game over!

[lassassinblanc]

Oh well

[UlversToon]

Couldn't even get to half-time still in the game.

[UlversToon]

Botman og, just give it to Rashford man.

[seaside nipper]

ASM almost scores at one end, good save, we give away a cheap free kick, bang, one down.
Second goal, own goal bit of a shambles.
Next goal for us and it’s game on
Keep the faith

[krully]

bugger

[UlversToon]

Izak on for Longstaff.

[Blue & Maroon]

So frustrating , we've not deserved this

[seaside nipper]

Just no cohesion, too many loose passes

[Donkey Toon]

Just no cohesion, too many loose passes

This, unfortunately.

[Valentino's fast feet]

Come on, it's far from f***ing over yet. We've been far from s****. They are a better team with better players overall. We are not out of this. Let's f***ing have these ****.

[UlversToon]

Murphy man!

[Don Sholeone]

We lack so much creative quality. Only Bruno that can play a dangerous pass, but we are asking him to play everywhere on the pitch at once, the lack of a CM in January has been a massive part of our decline this season. We got where we are by having a fantastic defence but lately that hasn't been as sturdy as it has been and it's really shown the teams frailty and inability to get ourselves into good consistent goalscoring position.

Lots of work to be done in the summer.

Also to add, it's becoming a concern that teams have figured this out, teams are getting ahead and just sitting back knowing we are very weak at breaking teams down.