The Chronicle's big toon survey

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The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Beatski » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:43 pm

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Post by Minty Fresh » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:05 pm

11. Do you think the manager was given a fair amount to spend this summer after leading the club to fifth and winning the LMA and Premier League manager of the year awards?
This question is silly. Our policy in the summer was clearly a lot more complex than just giving Pardew a set amount of money and telling him to go and buy whoever he wants with it.

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Post by Acid Hippo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:10 pm

I did it.

My question I would 'most like to ask Pardew' was "Have you seen the 'Alan Pardew I love u' video?"
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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by KingoStarr » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:10 pm

I did it answered everything honestly except gave Bigi a 10 on ratings <laugh>
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Post by Acid Hippo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:11 pm

Minty Fresh wrote:
11. Do you think the manager was given a fair amount to spend this summer after leading the club to fifth and winning the LMA and Premier League manager of the year awards?
This question is silly. Our policy in the summer was clearly a lot more complex than just giving Pardew a set amount of money and telling him to go and buy whoever he wants with it.
Yeah it's mostly generic questions with a couple of silly ones thrown in.

One asks if you'd accept winning Europa/FA Cup instead of finishing top 6. Who the hell is going to say no to that? Only deluded fans.
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Post by Minty Fresh » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:12 pm

KingoStarr wrote:I did it answered everything honestly except gave Bigi a 10 on ratings <laugh>
Doing the player ratings was depressing. <erk>

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Swarlos » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:13 pm

Question I asked Pardew: Why is Jonas guaranteed to start, despite his awful form?

Question to MA/DL: Why didn't we splash out on a couple of big names in the summer, as they would've given the other players a mental boost? It will work rewards.

Ratings:

Gave Jonas a 1, Cisse and Willo a 3, Santon, Ba and Ben Arfa an 8

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Minty Fresh wrote:
KingoStarr wrote:I did it answered everything honestly except gave Bigi a 10 on ratings <laugh>
Doing the player ratings was depressing. <erk>
I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"
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Post by TJR » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:14 pm

Only BenArfa, Shola and Santon got a 10 from me. Ba got a 9. The others were 8 or lower. I hated having to give Cisse and Sammy a 4.

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Acid Hippo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:14 pm

KingoStarr wrote:
Minty Fresh wrote:
Doing the player ratings was depressing. <erk>
I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8
Same. Willo a 4. Jonas and Cisse 5. Ba 8 or 9 I think. It was mostly 6s.
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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by TJR » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:16 pm

Willo got a 4 from me as well. 4 was the lowest I gave. Most got a 6.

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Minty Fresh » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:18 pm

KingoStarr wrote:
Minty Fresh wrote:
Doing the player ratings was depressing. <erk>
I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"
Ba and Cisse have scored in the same game. <roll>

My ratings were:

9 - Ba, Benny, Santon

7 - Krul, Simpson

6 - Tiote, Perch, Shola, Obertan, Anita, Fergie, Colo, Taylor, Bigi

5 - Jonas, Cabaye, Sammy

4 - Cisse, Williamson

There was probably a couple of others I've forgotten about....

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Swarlos » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:18 pm

KingoStarr wrote:
Minty Fresh wrote:
Doing the player ratings was depressing. <erk>
I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"
I bet the answer will be that you are completly and utterly wrong! Cisse's debut???

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Paco » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:24 pm

Asked him why is Jonas guaranteed to start

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by KingoStarr » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:26 pm

Swarley wrote:
KingoStarr wrote:
I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"
I bet the answer will be that you are completly and utterly wrong! Cisse's debut???
Oh yeah s*** the bed I hope they don't ask him <doh>
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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Cal » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:28 pm

For MA/DL I asked whether refusing to be held to ransom over transfer fees has potentially cost us more than they were holding out to save.

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Post by PTAO? » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:30 pm

I asked how Mike lost the weight <awe>

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Beatski » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:31 pm

Cal wrote:For MA/DL I asked whether refusing to be held to ransom over transfer fees has potentially cost us more than they were holding out to save.
excellent question <applause>

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Re: The Chronicle's big toon survey

Post by Blue & Maroon » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:35 pm

KingoStarr wrote:
Swarley wrote:
I bet the answer will be that you are completly and utterly wrong! Cisse's debut???
Oh yeah s*** the bed I hope they don't ask him <doh>
And they both scored vs WBA this season <roll>

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Post by 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:37 pm

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