Newcastle United 0 - 0 West Ham United - 24/08/2013

[Yacob]

He has been our biggest attacking threat He just needs to pass more. I don't blame him going it alone as he has to play with a shower of s***.

He gets such an easy ride on here at times. Been s*** today, holding on to the ball far too long and shooting from ridiculous positions. Waste of a shirt when he's playing as single minded as he has been today.

He gets an easy ride because the rest of our players are s***.

[Swarlos]

Santon been good defensively.

Marv been good throughout.

Sissoko & Anita been solid.

Need Remy & a different striker though.

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[The Rock Lobster]

He gets such an easy ride on here at times. Been s*** today, holding on to the ball far too long and shooting from ridiculous positions. Waste of a shirt when he's playing as single minded as he has been today.

He gets an easy ride because the rest of our players are s***.

No they aren't. Why are you being so mean to Anita and Marv

[Micky Quim]

Amazing! No spelling mistakes

[The Rock Lobster]

That banner is good. Gets point across of many fans feelings. Doubt the players noticed it either.

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

Shame Kinnear isn't there to see this piece of art.

[The Rock Lobster]

At least we're actually winning the ball at corners, its improvement

[Micky Quim]

50p head Colo

[bodacious benny]

Shame Kinnear isn't there to see this piece of art.

Well according to twitter he was getting three players in by today so he's going to have a busy 8 hours...

[The Rock Lobster]

Movement in our team is f***ing dreadful.

[Micky Quim]

Santons hair is as rough as his shooting

[The Rock Lobster]

first shot on target today

[Yohan The Ambassador]

Now Santon's in on the 40 yard shots aswell

[Sanchino]

Santon been good defensively.

Marv been good throughout.

Sissoko & Anita been solid.

Need Remy & a different striker though.

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This.

I still think we need a creative deep-lying forward who will create and assist but also score and be very skilful and intelligent on and off the ball ala Suarez. I can't think of a name right now but that type of striker would be great because we've already got a target-man in Shola even though he's distinctly average and not of the required Premier League standard, Cisse's a typical poacher then you got Gouffy who's hard-working and quick but lacks finishing ability and finally Remy who I think will be better out-wide as a left-hand side forward type with his directness, skill, technique and speed. I'm not sure Gomis is the answer to that type of striker I think we need, he's more in the mould of a strong and powerful centre forward ala Benteke.

[Ibra]

Marveaux

[The Rock Lobster]

corner that

[MultipleJesuses]

Goal kick?

[Swarlos]

How in hell can someone kick it that high without a deflection!!!

[The Rock Lobster]

Encouraging by Anita again.

[Ibra]

Why can't we press the f***ing ball?