Caption Competition

Albert's Chip Shop · Post by **Albert's Chip Shop** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:21 pm

Go.

Double Agent Bruce a.k.a DAB · Post by **Double Agent Bruce a.k.a DAB** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:59 pm

The emptiness in my head kills me.

bodacious benny · Post by **bodacious benny** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:07 pm

So that's what £5m gets you.

Don Sholeone · Post by **Don Sholeone** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:53 pm

"...so I upped the bid by another £1m... Mike your looking a bit... Mike! MIKE! someone get a doctor"

Toon Ireland · Post by **Toon Ireland** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:27 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:So that's what £5m gets you.

Call it a day lads, we have a winner

UlversToon · Post by **UlversToon** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:23 am

What do you mean Mitrovic is NOT on a zero hours contract?

Toondes · Post by **Toondes** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:42 am

Is Penfold tugging him off??

seatonsluicetoon · Post by **seatonsluicetoon** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:55 am

Unimpressed blonde woman:

‘Jesus would you put your f***ing armpit away pet, it smells like the bottom of the Greggs staff team’s kit bag over here’

overseasTOON · Post by **overseasTOON** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:12 am

I just turned down £250 million for this?

Alfie · Post by **Alfie** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:43 pm

Mitrovic has gone f***ing where?!

ALF · Post by **ALF** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:54 pm

"I forgot to turn the kitchen light off, that's gonna cost me at least 15p"

MitroMania · Post by **MitroMania** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:19 pm

"For fucks sake, Greggs closes at 4 on a sunday"

originallad · Post by **originallad** » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:23 am

"I think I've just s*** myself".