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What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:27 pm
by Chappy
I follow the Premier League on Facebook and every so often they'll share a compilation video of brilliant goals scored that day/week/month etc...

We're never on it. And it got me thinking, when was the last great goal we scored? We never score any these days. We're f***ing awful to watch.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:36 pm
by JamboGeordie
Rondon goal v Bournemouth was no bad.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:49 pm
by Chappy
JamboGeordie wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:36 pm
Rondon goal v Bournemouth was no bad.
Was a great header yeah - but I'm talking about 30 yard screamers, amazing individual runs and skilful goals...

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:52 pm
by Heisen
Perez vs Leicester last season when he lobbed Schmeichel from 30 yards?

Remember that season under Pardew where we scored about 12 legitimate Goal of the Season contenders?

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:52 pm
by Colly
We've discussed it a few times at games, there really is no one in the side who can do the long rangers any more. Shelvey thinks he can, but always pulls the trigger at the wrong time and skies it, Kenedy thinks he can but blatantly can't, Ritchie's probably the only one I'd back to have a decent go. The fact Lejeune took a free kick yesterday sums up how dire our attacking players are.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:56 pm
by bodacious benny
Was it away to Huddersfield that we scored after a good counter? I’d say that was a good goal.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:17 pm
by jpg
Probably Rondon's header.

Last season had a few: Saivet free kick, and Perez vs Arsenal got a lot of praise.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:56 pm
by TBC
Colly wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:52 pm
We've discussed it a few times at games, there really is no one in the side who can do the long rangers any more. Shelvey thinks he can, but always pulls the trigger at the wrong time and skies it, Kenedy thinks he can but blatantly can't, Ritchie's probably the only one I'd back to have a decent go. The fact Lejeune took a free kick yesterday sums up how dire our attacking players are.
Yeah from memory the woodwork has denied Ritchie from a couple of screamers. Not that he’ll get into those positions anymore playing LWB..

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:32 pm
by seatonsluicetoon
Tiote. RIP.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm
by ALF
Benitez has completely killed any flair or creativity in the side, no chance of good goals.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:48 pm
by Bruuuuuuuuce ()
ALF wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm
Benitez has completely killed any flair or creativity in the side, no chance of good goals.
Agreed.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:10 pm
by UlversToon
ALF wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm
Benitez has completely killed any flair or creativity in the side, no chance of good goals.
This.

Was thinking about this after yesterdays' game and it appears what little attacking flair we had has been coached out of the current squad.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:34 pm
by Colly
It is notable that Yedlin barely crosses the halfway line these days, even when playing as wing back. Would be such a useful outlet but Dubravka never even looks in his direction anymore.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:47 pm
by Valentino's fast feet
Heisen wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:52 pm
Perez vs Leicester last season when he lobbed Schmeichel from 30 yards?

Remember that season under Pardew where we scored about 12 legitimate Goal of the Season contenders?
And about 10 of them were from Cisse alone <awe>

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:14 pm
by bodacious benny
Ben Arfa’s rocket v Everton <awe>

Next game (or the game after) had his leg broken at Man C <urgh>

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:25 pm
by Colly
Who did Gayle score a screamer of a free kick at home against? I miss good free kicks, last decent one was Ki's cross cum shot (lawro) that turned into an assist.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:14 am
by Bruuuuuuuuce ()


1. Meh
2. Decent - (pre-season?)
3. Decent - (Joselu v. West Ham, I think?)
4. Meh
5. Meh
6. Meh
7. Meh
8. Meh
9. Quality - (Joselu v. Liverpool a classic)
10. Solid. - (Hayden v. Southampton)
11. Keeper..?
12. Meh
13. Decent. - (Gayle v. Man Utd)
14. Meh
15. OG.
16. Meh
17. Meh
18. Deflection
19. Decent - (Saivet v. West Ham)
20. Decent - (Diame v. West Ham)
21. Decent - (Atsu v. West Ham)
22. Decent - (Perez v. Stoke)
23. Keeper...?
24. Meh
25. Decent - (Shelvey v.. ?)
26. Meh
27. Good finish. - (Murphy v. Man City)
28. Meh
29. Meh
30. Meh
31. LOL
32. ??
33. Decent. - (Kenedy v. Southampton)
34. WP. - (Kenedy v. Southampton)
35. Good finish. - (Ritchie v. Southampton)
36. Meh
37. Meh
38. Keeper..?
39. Good finish. - (Perez v. Arsenal)
40. Meh
41. Decent finish. - (Perez v. Watford)
42. Keeper..?
43. Meh
44. Meh

Edit: easier to watch this one...


Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:06 am
by Chappy
Aye was probably Cisse.... his goals against Chelsea <awe>

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:52 am
by Hjl
Diames "totally meant it" goal in the championship.

Re: What was the last "great" or even good goal we scored?

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:54 am
by Hjl
Hjl wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:52 am
Diames "totally meant it" goal in the championship.