Worst Lyrics

[Acid Hippo]

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/cannib ... ted.html#7

To be fair, this bit...

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"Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I f***ed her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Could easily be mistaken for a chapter out of American Psycho.

[skalpel]

Very true.

[beardface]

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/cannib ... ted.html#7

To be fair, this bit...

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"Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I f***ed her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Could easily be mistaken for a chapter out of American Psycho.

[DDuc]

http://m.metrolyrics.com/super-bass-lyr ... minaj.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[skalpel]

Seriously though, 80s hair metal guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen probably has the worst lyrics ever written (and many of the worst pieces of music in recent times incidentally). His lyrics aren't offensive or stupid or illogical, they're just astoundingly meaningless garbage and yet written and performed with the utmost seriousness and self importance. Some examples:

There's a hole in the sky
But don't ask me why
Because I don't know
There is a long way to go
Future will show
Where the road is leading me

I will never die
Cause I will fly
To the other side

Now your ships are burned
And the evil has returned
It will creep upon you
There's nothin' to do

It will rip up your mind
And death you will find
Life is just a game
And death is just the same.

Seven million, four hundred
Five thousand, nine
Hundred and twenty-six
Deamons will do their dance
Cannot escape
Holding a crucifix

Deamons Dance
Deamons Dance
No, no, no
Deamons Dance

[TheLittleGeordie]

http://m.metrolyrics.com/super-bass-lyr ... minaj.html

That's one of her better songs

And I quite like it

[tomtom94]

Oh no, I've got this one f***ing won.

Ooh la la what lovely curves
Baby I get off by getting you off first
Sorry girl if this is quick
But please just take it in the ass and suck my dick

[Cal]

Not necessarily the worst, but wanted to post it anyway.

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[Hook: King Gordy]
I f***ing hate you Justin (Hate you)
I want to rape you Justin (In your ass)
Your albums all disgusting
Justin Bieber we're going to kill you
I wanna hurt you Justin
Put you in a little hearse young Justin
And f*** your fans in the ass till I'm cumming
Justin Bieber we're going to kill you

[Verse 1: Bizarre]
5 in the morning, just popped a pill
London, Ontario, somebody 'bout to get killed
White boy lover, they say he's down with Usher
Duct tape a blade, I think it's time for super
Nothin aware, jumped on Canada air
An hour and a half, I'd be there
And do you think, I can get a little boy pregnant
(I'm bout to bust)
We'll find out in a second
Disrespected treated like a slave
I'd be your school teacher, and you done misbehaved
Say goodbye to Ms. Bieber, cause you about to leave her
In back of your head, hit with a meat cleaver
f*** you in the ass, then spit in your face
Cause I wanna see how Justin flesh tastes
Sodomize you, that's what I'm gonna do
Kill my 8 year old daughter, for listening to you
f*** you!

[Hook]

[Verse 2: King Gordy]
Now I never had a crash at a light with pedestrian
Never had sex with a man that looks quite like a lesbian
But, uh, then again, you are just a little boy, cinnamon
Flavored lip gloss he's so timid and he's giggling
Just like a little baby do
But I'm give his ass dick for baby food
Got him wearing boy shorts and lady shoes
(Eh, Gordy you f***ing Justin, maybe isn't that gay?)
Quit fronting, Justin's a woman and I don't see if that way
Justin don't got a dick, Justin's got clit and likes to swallow piss
Justin's a white trailer park b**** that got a lot of kids
Stop calling this stupid b**** Justin, her name is Justine!
That slut seems to ages under 13 who love cream
Shagger in their f***ing mouths and lick their f***ing butt clean
And pull a machete out and cut them 'til their guts leak
Trying to put my long ass spear in Biebers beaver
The eat his little coochie 'till he squirts all over my sneakers

If the lyrics are too deep for you, they're explained line by line here - http://rapgenius.com/Bizarre-justin-bieber-lyrics" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Ramone]

Bizarre

[ALF]

Ok let's have a look at them shall we?

Imagine there's no countries
.....
Imagine no possessions

People say this song is inspirational? Basically John wants me to imagine that everything is perfect and nothing is wrong. It's completely pie in the sky. If this is the only thing to aim for, it's depressing because you can never reach it.
"Imagine not possessions" Rubbish. It's inherent in human nature to have possessions, it's how we evolved. We need possessions to survive, clothes and knives and something to clean water. To quote Mark Watson:

"Yes John I can (imagine no possessions) and the thing is if you imagine no possessions it's rubbish. No toaster, John? How are we going to have toast? Even bread is a possession.
No tennis racquets, how are we going to play tennis? Don't say squash racquets; first different curvature, secondly a squash racquet is still a possession. No racquets? OH YEAH FUN IN YOUR WORLD JOHN"

"Imagine no countries" We need subdivision of the world, you can't manage the whole world as one. You need to subdivide it to do local things, like roads and schools. Absolute balls.

If they're not owned by anyone they aren't a possession. If everything was free to everyone the idea is everybody could live equally and in peace. I don't think you or Mark Watson understand it, it doesn't mean get rid of everything

[Lidl]

If they're not owned by anyone they aren't a possession. If everything was free to everyone the idea is everybody could live equally and in peace. I don't think you or Mark Watson understand it, it doesn't mean get rid of everything

Sharing everything is an awful idea. There's always the cronut who takes more than they need, and the t*** who'll break everything and take no responsibility. John Lennon forgets that removing the idea of possessions means having to contend with people more regularly and people are just awful in many cases.

[biggeordiedave]

I Like big love, black love, white love, your love
Here we go
Sit back, hold up, open up, just enjoy the show
I Like ice cream, whip cream, nasty dreams
Do you know? Can you feel what I mean?

Say Hey eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Oh oh oh oh
Say Hey eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh

[Chorus:]
It feels so good
And you knew that it would
When we're bringing on the boom boom
And you're so sweet from your head to your feet
When I'm giving you the boom boom
If you wake up in the morning
In somebody else's room room
Blame it on the boom boom

Now see I would ask you where you like it
I'm gonna tell you where you're
Gonna get it, see
In the bedroom, the bathroom, the classroom,
The last room on the left
In my fantasy, you're next to me
I'm giving you my everything, my very best
I'm Looking Like back beats, back seats, summer heat

C'mon I wanna hear everybody say
Hey eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Yeah! Yeah!
Hey eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh

[Chorus:]
It feels so good
And you knew that it would
When we're bringing on the boom boom
And you're so sweet from your head to your feet
When I'm giving you the boom boom
If you wake up in the morning
In somebody else's room room
Blame it on the boom boom

[Guitar Solo]

Do you like big? Yeah
Black? Yeah
White? Yeah
Sho Nuff here we go

Hey eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Hey eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Oh!

[Chorus:]
It feels so good
And you knew that it would
When we're bringing on the boom boom
(Blame it on the boom boom)
And you're so sweet from your head to your feet
When I'm giving you the boom boom
(Blame it on the boom boom)

[Chorus:]
It feels so good
And you knew that it would
When we're bringing on the boom boom
(Blame it on the boom boom)
And you're so sweet from your head to your feet
When I'm giving you the boom boom
If you wake up in the morning
In somebody else's room room... [x3]

Blame it on the boom boom!

[Speedo]

Anything where grammar is incorrect is annoying. For example:

'Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us... you and I'

It should be you and me (although I do quite like that song anyway )

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

Ok let's have a look at them shall we?


People say this song is inspirational? Basically John wants me to imagine that everything is perfect and nothing is wrong. It's completely pie in the sky. If this is the only thing to aim for, it's depressing because you can never reach it.
"Imagine not possessions" Rubbish. It's inherent in human nature to have possessions, it's how we evolved. We need possessions to survive, clothes and knives and something to clean water. To quote Mark Watson:

"Yes John I can (imagine no possessions) and the thing is if you imagine no possessions it's rubbish. No toaster, John? How are we going to have toast? Even bread is a possession.
No tennis racquets, how are we going to play tennis? Don't say squash racquets; first different curvature, secondly a squash racquet is still a possession. No racquets? OH YEAH FUN IN YOUR WORLD JOHN"

"Imagine no countries" We need subdivision of the world, you can't manage the whole world as one. You need to subdivide it to do local things, like roads and schools. Absolute balls.

If they're not owned by anyone they aren't a possession. If everything was free to everyone the idea is everybody could live equally and in peace. I don't think you or Mark Watson understand it, it doesn't mean get rid of everything

How on earth would that work. If things aren't owned by everyone, what would stop someone taking things and hoarding them to their own benefit, it's human nature. Living equally is unnatural, it goes against our base instincts.
And how would we manufacture anything, the motivation to make stuff for other people vanishes. This was seen in Communist Russia, farmers and factories lowered output, since they got the same rations anyway, why bother getting that extra 20%, you don't get any benefit. So then they had to start punishing people to force them.
If everything was free to everyone, society would regress. It's a load of balls.

[GirondinGeordie]

MOTHER f***ing GENTLEMAN - Yep... Psy's back

[krully]

Tue party zdont stop tilli walk inby ke£ha cant get much wodrse than that imo

[krully]

MOTHER f****** GENTLEMAN - Yep... Psy's back

Its an iporevemebt on his lard one bt thsts not sayin much cos hes not gud like i mean hosbother one dum remember what its called was s**** but gentld man wsd bettrr than it

[Ramone]

[beatski]

anything where will.i.am opens his trap

[Acid Hippo]

anything where will.i.am opens his trap

What are you on about? Lyrical genius;

When your hear us in the club
You gotta turn the s*** up
You gotta turn the s*** up
You gotta turn the s*** up

When we up in the club
All eyes on us
All eyes on us
All eyes on us

See the boys in the club
They watching us
They watching us
They watching us

Everybody in the club
All eyes on us
All eyes on us
All eyes on us

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out
and scream and shout and let it out
We say oh we oh we oh we oh
We say oh we oh we oh we oh
I wanna scream and shout and let it all out
and scream and shout and let it out
We say oh we oh we oh we oh

You are now now rocking with
will.i.am and Britney b****
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Bring the action