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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:14 pm
by Shadowthrone
Gorilla would run from carnivore bear like the pussy he is.
There wouldn't even be much of a fight, if any.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:16 pm
by Duke
Shadowthrone wrote:Gorilla would run from carnivore bear like the pussy he is.
There wouldn't even be much of a fight, if any.
Grizzly bears are omnivores <wenger>.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:44 pm
by beatski
Duke wrote:
Shadowthrone wrote:Gorilla would run from carnivore bear like the pussy he is.
There wouldn't even be much of a fight, if any.
Grizzly bears are omnivores <wenger>.
yeah, they'll eat anything, like that wuss gorilla, or your pathetic argument for the gorilla. for breakfast.
then itll eat you, and then there won't even be a future duke <fist>
<roll>

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:24 pm
by Cal
Beatski wrote:
Duke wrote:
Grizzly bears are omnivores <wenger>.
yeah, they'll eat anything, like that wuss gorilla, or your pathetic argument for the gorilla. for breakfast.
then itll eat you, and then there won't even be a future duke <fist>
<roll>
Unless it's the bear fight which causes him to lose half his face. <ohnoes>

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:25 pm
by Duke
They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.




And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:47 pm
by asbo
The gorilla would win. They're better trained, they're always working out in their tree gyms to stay in shape.

Bears are fat and overweight. They're not used to fighting, in the wild bears fight salmon. I could take a f***ing salmon. A bear just wouldn't know what to do if it saw a gorilla, it's such a step up in class from the salmon the bear is used to fighting.

Besides, gorillas are more intelligent. The gorilla could tame the bear. I'm telling you a week after the fight the gorilla would be sitting at home with his feet up while the bear runs in with the morning's newspaper in its mouth.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:57 pm
by Cal
You're a frog, the salmon would rek you.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:02 pm
by Mifune
I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:05 pm
by overseasTOON
Mifune wrote:I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.
I'll get me coat

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:08 pm
by Cal
Mifune wrote:I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.
Or we could just ban you instead. <fist>

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:18 pm
by Mifune
Cal wrote:
Mifune wrote:I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.
Or we could just ban you instead. <fist>
Nobody would want that

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:43 pm
by skalpel
And yet the Charmin Bear Family appear to be folders:

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What a dilemma you've found yourself in, Mifune.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:51 pm
by Mifune
I hope a gorilla murders the Charmin family.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:03 pm
by PTAO?
#teamcharmin

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:21 pm
by overseasTOON
The Charmin bear could make this paper mache mask of a gorilla's face, lull the gorilla into a false sense of security by flirting with it before disguising his 'death squeeze' as a cuddle and strangling the gorilla.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:16 pm
by Ramone
Duke wrote:They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.




And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
If all bears are homos surely they'd want to get bummed.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:24 pm
by Duke
Ramone wrote:
Duke wrote:They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.




And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
If all bears are homos surely they'd want to get bummed.
You would know <wenger>.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:28 pm
by overseasTOON
Ramone wrote:
Duke wrote:They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.




And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
If all bears are homos surely they'd want to get bummed.
Some bears may be selfish and only want to do the bumming, not be the bumee.

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:36 pm
by Southern fairy
overseasTOON wrote:The Charmin bear could make this paper mache mask of a gorilla's face, lull the gorilla into a false sense of security by flirting with it before disguising his 'death squeeze' as a cuddle and strangling the gorilla.
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Or bearhug, if you will

Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:36 am
by Matthieu
I'd deal with them both. 8)

Not sure if you've seen the mention of my exploits in a very popular thread in the general football discussion late last night but i've beat off four different men in my life, certainly could take out an animal or two. <cheers>

Anyway - take me out of the equation, the bear clearly wins.

Allow me to introduce another contender to the argument.

The funky Hippopotamus.

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They aren't even carnivorous, they attack other mammals just for the hell of it. They're the third heaviest beast on earth. (up to 3,000 pounds FFS!) They can run up to 20 miles an hour and are built like a brick shithouse.

They attack anyone and anything in the area and couldn't give a f*** about crocodiles or anything else for that matter, including humans, hell, they actually attack boats.

Fearless and an utter, utter bastard of an animal.

The Hippopotamus takes them both out. 8)