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Chimps have crazy strength and have good intelligence. They can also climbs trees which would give them an advantage by being able to attack from up high.




Kangaroos are jacked, have knives as claws and their kicks can disembowel you. Their special move is the sleeper hold. They have also been known to drown other animals.

I think it would be a matter of the kangaroo's defence against the chimp's offence.

Kangaroos can grow to be almost 7 feet tall and their kicks have good range so it would be hard for the chimp to get in close. And even if the chimp does get in close it has to avoid the kangaroo's sleeper hold.

Kangaroos also have very tough skin which gives it even more protection.

The chimp would surely destroy the Kangaroo. Defence can only get you so far when you basically have a Tolkein monster maniacally tearing at your face.

Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.

Duke wrote:Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.

Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.

Duke's commitment to the underdogs in these threads is both heartwarming and a decent explanation of his interest in NUFC.

Chimpanzee easily. Its upper body strength would be too much for a Kangaroo. Adult chimps are reckoned strong enough to rip an arm off or break a neck with ease.

skalpel wrote:

Duke wrote:Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.

Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.

People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.

If the fight took place in a tree then I'd back the chimpanzee...

Mifune wrote:

skalpel wrote:
Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.

People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.

Similarly people's stomachs aren't as muscular as a chimpanzee's. No kangaroo is going to disembowel Travis with a single kick.

skalpel wrote:Duke's commitment to the underdogs in these threads is both heartwarming and a decent explanation of his interest in NUFC.

There's no way the kangaroo is the underdog here assuming it's a red male which can grow to almost 7 feet tall.

Chimpanzees are wankers.

skalpel wrote:

Mifune wrote:
People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.

Similarly people's stomachs aren't as muscular as a chimpanzee's. No kangaroo is going to disembowel Travis with a single kick.

Hands


Feet


They're lethal.

This is all assuming the kangaroo can even get the kick in. The chimp is superior in every other field. Concentrated upper body strength, dexterity, intelligence, rage. He's going to figure out pretty quickly to avoid being on the end of those limbs, and (as chimps tend to do when pissed off) he's going to go for the face and the throat in the first leap. What will the kangaroo do after the chimp has jumped up and over and on to his head and throat? What good are his kicks now?

I'm not sure a chimp could even reach the kangaroo's face without getting kicked or their eyes gouged out.

Mifune wrote:I'm not sure a chimp could even reach the kangaroo's face without getting kicked or their eyes gouged out.

That arm is gone if it goes anywhere near the chimp's face.

Kangaroos are excellent fighters too and you can find as much proof as you want online to back that up. I'm with Mifoon, I don't think the chimp would get anywhere near it. How could it?

Kangaroos are amazing obviously, no denying it.

Video of a chimp right after having savaged a kangaroo:

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The fact that the kangaroo could barely do anything to some dog tells you a lot. I reckon the chimp takes this.

Ramone wrote:The fact that the kangaroo could barely do anything to some dog tells you a lot. I reckon the chimp takes this.

It could if it wanted to.