The Chronicle's big toon survey

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[Minty Fresh]

11. Do you think the manager was given a fair amount to spend this summer after leading the club to fifth and winning the LMA and Premier League manager of the year awards?

This question is silly. Our policy in the summer was clearly a lot more complex than just giving Pardew a set amount of money and telling him to go and buy whoever he wants with it.

[Acid Hippo]

I did it.

My question I would 'most like to ask Pardew' was "Have you seen the 'Alan Pardew I love u' video?"

[KingoStarr]

I did it answered everything honestly except gave Bigi a 10 on ratings

[Acid Hippo]

11. Do you think the manager was given a fair amount to spend this summer after leading the club to fifth and winning the LMA and Premier League manager of the year awards?

This question is silly. Our policy in the summer was clearly a lot more complex than just giving Pardew a set amount of money and telling him to go and buy whoever he wants with it.

Yeah it's mostly generic questions with a couple of silly ones thrown in.

One asks if you'd accept winning Europa/FA Cup instead of finishing top 6. Who the hell is going to say no to that? Only deluded fans.

[Minty Fresh]

I did it answered everything honestly except gave Bigi a 10 on ratings

Doing the player ratings was depressing.

[Swarlos]

Question I asked Pardew: Why is Jonas guaranteed to start, despite his awful form?

Question to MA/DL: Why didn't we splash out on a couple of big names in the summer, as they would've given the other players a mental boost? It will work rewards.

Ratings:

Gave Jonas a 1, Cisse and Willo a 3, Santon, Ba and Ben Arfa an 8

[KingoStarr]

I did it answered everything honestly except gave Bigi a 10 on ratings

Doing the player ratings was depressing.

I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"

[TJR]

Only BenArfa, Shola and Santon got a 10 from me. Ba got a 9. The others were 8 or lower. I hated having to give Cisse and Sammy a 4.

[Acid Hippo]

Doing the player ratings was depressing.

I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

Same. Willo a 4. Jonas and Cisse 5. Ba 8 or 9 I think. It was mostly 6s.

[TJR]

Willo got a 4 from me as well. 4 was the lowest I gave. Most got a 6.

[Minty Fresh]

Doing the player ratings was depressing.

I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"

Ba and Cisse have scored in the same game.

My ratings were:

9 - Ba, Benny, Santon

7 - Krul, Simpson

6 - Tiote, Perch, Shola, Obertan, Anita, Fergie, Colo, Taylor, Bigi

5 - Jonas, Cabaye, Sammy

4 - Cisse, Williamson

There was probably a couple of others I've forgotten about....

[Swarlos]

Doing the player ratings was depressing.

I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"

I bet the answer will be that you are completly and utterly wrong! Cisse's debut???

[Paco]

Asked him why is Jonas guaranteed to start

[KingoStarr]

I gave HBA & Santon 9 and Krul 8

My question for Pards was "Why do you think Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse have never both scored in the same game?"

I bet the answer will be that you are completly and utterly wrong! Cisse's debut???

Oh yeah s*** the bed I hope they don't ask him

[Cal]

For MA/DL I asked whether refusing to be held to ransom over transfer fees has potentially cost us more than they were holding out to save.

[PTAO?]

I asked how Mike lost the weight

[beatski]

For MA/DL I asked whether refusing to be held to ransom over transfer fees has potentially cost us more than they were holding out to save.

excellent question

[Blue & Maroon]

I bet the answer will be that you are completly and utterly wrong! Cisse's debut???

Oh yeah s*** the bed I hope they don't ask him

And they both scored vs WBA this season

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

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