Two good things happened on my commute this morning. Firstly, I had an entire train carriage to myself (this was 7.30am so f*** knows where everyone else was) and secondly, some annoying school kid from a private school dropped their Air Pods onto the railway line when they got off the train Goodbye £150!
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?