Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

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Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by TJR » Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:15 pm



Here we go again <laugh>

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Speedo » Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:26 pm

Here we go again indeed. “Steve Bruce, unparalleled success in Europe”... this is a speculative document, they’ve done a find+replace on “Rafa Benitez” with “Steve Bruce” and not proofread it. Stinks of amateurism and exactly the kind of thing that will be unsuccessful. No serious company involved in £300m transactions would send out something this poor, it undermines their credibility massively. I would love to be proven wrong - but this strikes me as the desperate last throw of the dice by Kenyon.
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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:27 pm

Bollocks!
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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by TJR » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:02 pm



Amanda Staveley also still interested. Just need BZG to come back in and we've got the full house <laugh>

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Tsi » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:42 am

it's not December yet <fist>

oh yeah and no he isn't <mob>
It's probably from his failed takeover before and someones doctored it.



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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Fri Sep 27, 2019 3:44 am

Stop. Stop it now! <neg>

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by UlversToon » Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:53 am

I won't hold my breath!

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:14 am

Lassasinblanc’s transfer rumours are more reliable.
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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Alfie » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:23 am

Don't want this. Offering £100 mill up front then going to check down the back of the sofa for the rest. Fat Mike keeps SD signage & advertising until full amount paid & they're willing to invest a whopping £50M for "operational costs". Tin pot outfit, this would not be a step forward.
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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by seaside nipper » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:37 am

<erm> round and around.
Brexit or buyout, I wonder what will happen first
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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:45 am

Hi Mike.

You may remember me from a while back when I tried to buy your football club and, in the end, I didn’t have enough money to finalise the deal.
Anyhoo; I’m back this time with another offer and before you simply ignore my latest offering, I’d like you to hear me out.
A few people and I have gotten together and managed to amass a sum of money that is still about £50 million short of your expectations (a bit like last time; eh! – ‘classic Kenyon’ you’re thinking) but this time we’ve come up with an entirely different plan to sell you.
I know last time we came up short of funding for a one-off payment to you so we went away and thought long and hard of how we could eventually get you onside to sell to us and I’m pretty sure we’ve nailed it. So, this is the plan:

1. We’ll give you £125 million up front
2. Over the next 3 years we’ll pay you back £175 million
3. As a thanks; we’ll even include 3% interest on the 3 payments! We aim to please Mike.

So. That’s the plan. What are you’re thoughts?

We got a deal or not?

Your friend (what’s £50 million between ole muckers, eh?)

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Colly » Fri Sep 27, 2019 9:55 am

seaside nipper wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:37 am
<erm> round and around.
Brexit or buyout, I wonder what will happen first
Neither.

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by lassassinblanc » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:13 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
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Lassasinblanc’s transfer rumours are more reliable.
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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Scott Kirkland » Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:31 pm

So a group of Billionaires can't scrape together £300 Million, They might be able to get a loan from Wonga.

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by UlversToon » Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:11 pm

Scott Kirkland wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:31 pm
So a group of Billionaires can't scrape together £300 Million, They might be able to get a loan from Wonga.
Doubt it, Wonga went into administration last year! <whistle>

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:04 pm

Imagine if you will a joint Moat/Stavely/Kenyon/Bin Zayed consortium to make a bid.






The **** would still fail to meet the asking price.

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Scott Kirkland » Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:38 pm

Who would pay money for a company that has been left to rot, Any profit taken away, Then would need 100's of Millions more just to stay still ?

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Don Sholeone » Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:30 pm

Saw this breaking last night, still haven't bothered to read a word about what's going on, I'm just treating it with the contempt it deserves tbh. my interest will only be piqued when I see a sale completed headline.

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:08 pm

Scott Kirkland wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:38 pm
Who would pay money for a company that has been left to rot, Any profit taken away, Then would need 100's of Millions more just to stay still ?
To be fair, it hasn't been left to rot.

It's been essentially maintained at the lowest level of cost and the club as a whole still has the potential to vastly improve with a 'small' amount of investment in the squad and a change in its structure; such as a person in charge who knows football rather than an accountant working on lowest margins for highest returns.

Think if the club had £50 million ready to shore up weaknesses then that could mean a new manager who can get players ready for matches, perhaps a few new players to improve competition and secure safety.

To say its 100s of millions to stay in the league is laughable. It just needs direction and focus.

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Re: Peter Kenyon launches new £300m bid to buy NUFC

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:21 pm

Don’t worry, Corbyn has a plan <laugh>

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